inforthedirty

Yo whats up my name is chris-topher i'm 5'6 369lbs dark brown eyes... black hair , born and raised in the jungles of Africa by mufassa! the lion... I wanna give hobos candy and park at the handicapped spaces when i get older. I also want to drive around shooting people with water guns, and throw eggs at hookers. I do belive that one day i will be accepted at Harvard Law School but untill then i'll be going to ELAC. I once stole at goodwill and now belive im going to hell because of it, I sometimes wonder who's the operator lady who talks when a phone is disconnected, and how old she is. If i was a girl my name would be Shaniqua. Jesus lives in michigan swear... true story man... I saw him with my very two eyes. When i go visit family in Mexico i like to pretend im American. everytime we have to sing at church i sing "big poppa" by biggie smalls. when I grow up I want to be a doctor and have 7 kids, 4 dogs, 2 cats, 3 wifes, 4 cars, 1 house, and 32 pairs of shoes