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People refer to me as Dustin; that would be my name. I’ll admit up front to being a major horn-dog and a bit grandiose. My opinions are brutal, and my ideas elaborate. I believe that life is one incredible fabrication in which no one knows what is "truly" going on. Most of us resemble chickens lacking heads. However, I try to maintain complete trust in the big man throughout my own daily existence.

I refuse to comply to your standards of living, I'm both argumentative and stubborn; my mom hates it. Just how rebelious am I? I drink from the milk carton biotch! Some would call me an insomniac, and I would be obligated to agree because I get hardly any sleep. Damn the sandman! Sophistication turns me on; ditsy bimbos make me sick. My bed-head would make you scream, as would my skills in the sack.

There are two that I could dub "best friend". I eat pb&j’s entirely too often and pop-tarts are the breakfast of preference. Newer versions of power rangers can‘t compare with old school ones. I have style, but am always drawn to the outrageous and somewhat tacky side of life. I am mellow by my lonesome; but in a crowd, I behave erratically. I try to remain straightedge... but who am i kidding? Failure is inevitable.

Finally, it's the end of my prolonged ‘about me’! My emotions play tricks on me and therefore I pass on opportune moments. I'm determined to start thinking rationally and without my dick's opinion. Although, rationally may be a lot less fun. Oddly, purple is my favorite color. In discordance with what most school football programs would have you believe, soccer is not a pussy sport. Say something bad about me, I'll just laugh.


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bros and hoes till the end:
ryan , davey , morgann , lex , rachel , zach
I will love them till the end of time, no questions asked.

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