| who would like to write this thingy for me. i am far to lazy to do such a thing. i mean honestly who really wants to sit down at the computer and attepmt to type the GENERAL INFORMATION about themselves. honestly not a balst. but yes anyways, hum. now i could go about this many ways, first, i could tell you the cut and dry of my life like i play tennis and i ski and i swim and dislike cats and drive an xterra. things of that nature. OR. i could paint a vivid picture of my life and all the adventures i have had. like i once was rushed to the emergency room to have 200 stitches put in my leg along with many staples. wooohoooo. but i dont feel like writing my novel here. so sorry for all of you i have upset. im a pirate. now you are very confused and probably think i am just going on and on and on and on and on. well if you are so uninterested, may i ask why you are still reading this??? probably because you think something exciting is coming your way like the discovery of a real dinosaur. that would be fairly awesome. but sadly i must say that will not happen here. for i am not searching for the "land before time". if you really want that dinosaur go to the movie store and pruchase a film that involves such creatures. if you are looking for a LION, i can set you up with the leader of the lion pride. shes a blast really. what else can i go on about.....???...ah yes my shower head exploded last night while i was in the shower. it was quite unpleasant because there were bits of brass flying everywhere. i exited uninjured though, so haha take that shower head. may it rest is pieces. hahaha, god i slay myself sometimes. some of you (lion) dont comment on that because it would just tickle you if i was gone wouldnt it. evil, that is all that needs to be said there. but what can i say? nothing really. wow this is quite long. now that most of you are alseep, that was my goal, i think i can end this with a short sweet inspirational quote. "IF YOU WANT A GUARANTEE BUY A TOASTER." |
