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allison_is_so_fly

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zlasher

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:o I remember you lol, just logged on stickam for the first time in like 2 years and saw you haha, thought we were facebook friends, i guess we removed each other at some point

Cammy

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you!

edwardsetsfire

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yeah i knoww. let me know when your on. and i'll try to see you.

or try my cell phone

allison_is_so_fly

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Ahhh fock.

I was on the day before you commented me,

and the day after.

But not the day that you commented me!

Poopy, I miss you!

My mother blocked my texts this month

so I can't text til next month.

My life sucks.

allison_is_so_fly

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Are you up for some baby making right now?

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F$ttickamm

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I'm not going to lie. I'm nice. 5% nice and 95% asshole. I can illogically say that I miss you too. I kinda want to type an aberrant story, but I'm trying to reframe from doing such things.

F$ttickamm

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A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, “OK, take off all you crose.” The woman did as she was told. “Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room.” Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, “OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.” So she did.

Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, “Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.”

Worried, the woman asked anxiously, “Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?”

Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, “Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass.”

allison_is_so_fly

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skank skank skank.

hoe hoe hoe.

whore whore whore.

Come back! :)

allison_is_so_fly

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laneeee.

I hasn't been on for a long time.

skyeatskalyath

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losur+face=You aka Elaine