chriscoakley.™
  
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Member Since: 10/15/2008
Last Login: 11/09/2009
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Japanese, Korean, Norwegian, Polish, Portuguese, Russian, Slovak, Spanish, Swahili, Swedish, Thai, Turkish, Vietnamese, Other, English, Arabic, Chinese, Czech, Danish, Dutch, Finnish, French, German, Greek, Hebrew, Hindi, Hungarian, Indonesian, Italian
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chris. guitar/vocals/everything.
Record Label: 
unsigned
Type of Music: 
pop/punk rock, acoustic
Personal Tags: 
518, chriscoakley, cute, guitar, latham, music, musician, mynameischris, newyork, sing, singer
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chris. 19 years young. the songwriter. the athlete. the dork. the non-stereotypical, or shall i say just say non-TYPICAL guy. the playful, not-so-average, down to Earth kid.
- I sing and play guitar everytime I'm live -
- I like making your day, so i'll probably sing for you -
- I like being nice, but I'm not interested in you like "that". I'm on here to promote my music, not to get a girlfriend or bang buddy. -
- I tend to rant at times, so be prepared to listen -
- I speak using my microphone, I RARELY type. no use coming in my live with broken speakers -
- I'm very goofy. I love making people laugh -
- I hate ignoring people, so send me a PM if you feel I'm ignoring you -
- What? I'm not entertaining enough for you? You can leave, I don't want to hear your bitching... -
- I'm open to criticism, but 'you suck' is just stupid. Think you can do better? Go live and try to do what I do.-
- Treat my mods with respect, or your ass will be kicked. I tend to attract haters anyways. If you're gonna stick around, humor me with a new line or two. -
- That's about it. My lives are awesome and fun if you're a fun loving person like me, or if you just need some cheering up! So come by anytime! -




I am Here for: 
promoting my music, possibly getting shows and meeting chill people in the process, i am NOT here for booty. i'm NOT here to get a gf or exchange feelings. its stickam. get real.

Hobbies: 
listening to music, making music, basketball, chillin with friends, goin to parties, girls, swimming, photography, pool, running, not being lazy

Favorite Movies: 
Coach Carter, Superbad, The Pursuit of Happiness, Fight Club, Requiem for a Dream, The Truman Show, Almost Famous, Saw, School Of Rock

Favorite TV Shows: 
Family Guy, The Office, House, Beavis and Butthead, Robot Chicken, Heroes, The Boondocks, Flight of the Conchords, Seinfeld, Futurama, Law & Order SVU

Favorite Music: 
blink 182, Jack Johnson, Red Hot Chili Peppers, +44, Motion City Soundtrack, Sum 41, Eminem, Akon, T.I., M.I.A., Sublime, The Beatles

Favorite Books: 
i don't like reading. i don't even have a favorite book. i hear Stephen King's pretty badass though, wonder if its true?

I Love: 

YOU.

...no really.

I Hate: 
♥ INTERNET FEELINGS. ♥

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AND I HAVE

I swear to God that I don't mean to be an asshole when I say this. I love all my fans, but this needs to be said...
Don't make me youre best friend. Or come to me with youre problems.
Don't expect me to come visit you. Or think that I like you as more than a friend.
Thus, don't let my personality mislead you. Don't get offended if I don't give you my number.
Don't rely on me. Please. I love to make people happy, I hate seeing them upset.



Don't get too close to me,
I'm bound to let you down.



All of the above is based on observation, not because I'm full of myself.
I'm on Stickam to entertain. To make people smile and do promote my music.

If you took the time to read this and (still) don't look at me as an asshole, then I've got 5 words for you:
I love you
and
Thank you.

chriscoakley. ~links~



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ADDMEonmyspace.
FRIENDMEonfacebook.
BECOMEAFANonpurevolume.
DEMANDMEoneventful.
chriscoakley.


I'm a guy who's always trying to improve. I take criticism in any way I can get it.
So keep on hating, I dare you.
You're only making me stronger.
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Comments ( 272 )
[; Bubb...
 

I'm viewing you but my laptop won't let me chat :(
xsellyo...
 

:) go live?
Kittens...
 

I missed your happy halloween mother fucker thing. Do something spectacular, or i'll be disappointed in you.
lucy_tee
 

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
rawrritsme
 

chrissss(: go live so we can talk!
underth...
 

you kept your word and helped me sleep <3 thanks friend :]
missrovo
 

hey chris :)
Kaylasa...
 

It's Been 1234567890 Years Since I Was In Your Live ! X:
ClaireC...
 

oh yeah. . . thought i'd let you know, i was kinda sad today and then your song came up on my ipod and it made me really happy XD <3
robibrk
 

Hello, joust wanted to say, nice profile picture. BTW may you are interested to watch Supernatural http://bit.ly/1zu7pr
vivalakate
  

DUDE. GO LIVEEEEEEE
chr1st0...
 

theres no way in hell you speak that many languages chris dont lie
ClaireC...
 

hey, i think you're gay ;) but i still love you btw i voted for you in your competition thing :D <333
maggiemayy
 

hi, yr cool. bye<3
Cassie!?!
 

hi :)