Well I am Chris and 'Salve, quam es vos' which is 'Hello, how are you' in Latin. See I am cool because I think that 60's rock is the best music in the world combined with techno such as The Crystal Method and Rage Against The Machine. Oh yes of course The Who are the first coming of Jesus because I don't believe in one before them. I speak Latin and can play the piano/keyboard because of well the heavy influential use from The Who. The best song in the world is Baba O'Riley, Who Are You and Behind Blue Eyes. I watch TV and Films constantly so I just know too much about that. I am a Genius especially with computers and generally bad at anything written and not mathematical. People may think I am egocentric which makes them about 50% right. Most people don't really get on with me but I have no doubt that I am cool and I have a hidden aggression for people and especially Chavs. Belive me assholes you don't know me 'Applies to Chavs whom ever should read this'. Bono is a prick, I have a USB Nes controller. I always do my homework every night which is well depressing on some level but needs to be done and will pay off. I like fighting because I guess I am a slight sadist, by slight I mean major. My name is Lord Awesome. I got that name when I thought hey lets invent a cool name to describe how cool I am ten seconds ago so I thought of Lord Awesome. ---DISCLAIMER--- Don't like me? Well kthnxdie? Yeah well I don't like you either. You can't do anything about it because well id die before I changed and id have no morale or legal obligation about killing you. Philosophy is my best subject even though I only study it outside of college.