| I'm Deeply, madly, crazily, honestly in LOVE with Eva Longoria!!!!!!!!!!!! And YOU!! So Talk to me! - i'm italian. - I've been described as bold, self-involved & obnoxious - but in a charming way. - I make awkward - often inappropriate - jokes in uncomfortable situations. - i hate surprises. of any kind. - i couldn't care less about the news. - if possible, i would immerse los angeles in my vomit, covering its fake inhabitants. - "i believe in karma, what you give is what you get returned." - country music is garbage to my ears. - never ever ask me what i "like to do for fun", it's impossible to answer. - i can't live without a cell phone. but i break mine approximately every 3 weeks. - listening to someone snore or chew makes me want to choke you - i can parallel park an F-150 in the crack of your ass. - when i was 14, my addictive guilty pleasure was watching undressed on MTV. - i litter out my car window constantly. the world is my trash can. - everything's better naked, wet, & twice. - everyone looks better with a tan. - i have no direction in life & i'm not ashamed to admit it. - people obsessed with their iPhone's are losers. - i loved the '70s, '80s & '90s way before vh1 did. - i don't work from july->september as employment interferes with my summer activities. - i have absolutely no patience. whatsoever. - i'd love to choke both miley cyrus & zac efron. - i am jealous of people who have better things than me. - i have an issue with change. - boxers or briefs? - boxerbriefs. - stop jogging outdoors. it's not 1967, buy a treadmill. - sometimes i'm sarcastic. - gotta love people who buy expensive cameras & call themselves photographers. - i'd love to punch bob saget in the mouth. - if you're gonna drive slow, GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE FAST LANE. - and use a fucking blinker! - girls that say "&&", "♥" or "i'm so random" aren't cute. - i once met tyra banks and eva mendes. but who gives a fuck about them, where is Eva Longoria? that is all. _________________ ______________________________ |
