My name is James Kass. I'm a refugee from the sprawling, yet mind-numbing, surburbia of Central New Jersey, where we've got not quite so much of the polution of North Jersey, and and not quite so many of the cows they have in South Jersey. After managing to escape the confines of the Garden State, and after a nearly two year sitcom-like stint living with two women on Staten Island, I now reside in a 1-bedroom apartment in Astoria, Queens, just off the N/W. It's a groovy kinda neighborhood; close enough to the hustle and bustle of the big city to keep my heart pumping fast, without all them tall buildings to make me feel even shorter. I currently work for a digital media distribution company. Basically my job is to put square pegs into round holes using my nerdly prowess and huge cranium. I've dabbled in stand-up on and off over the years, and now that I'm closer to the city, my big goal is to get as much stage time as possble and hone a new act. Yeah, me and the other 25,000 comedians in the city. But I'm gonna try, dammit. In addition to my comedy stylings and professional cranium whoring, I am a web designer. I've done freelance design for comedians such as Ed Cho (http://edchocomedy.com) and Sherry Davey (http://sherrydavey.com), as well as the official site of sexual health educator Bronwen Pardes' new book "Doing It Right" (http://DoingItRightBook.com) I also write music, plays, poems, dirty limericks, porn dialogue, and longwinded diatribes such as this one. I'm a loyal friend and will do just about anything for just about anybody. I'm your go-to guy when you're in a fix.