jcpaige
 
Age: 
21

Member Since: 
06/25/2007

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1,356

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Last Login: 
11/13/2008

General Information
Status: 
Not Exactly Sure

Orientation: 
Straight

Education: 
In College

Occupation: 
Writer/Editor for FCCA

Hometown:
Miami

Language:
English

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About Me
I am who I am.
I am a beach hammock looking to swing away your worries.
I am sand passing through your toes and kicked out of your flip flops.
I am goo beneath the beagle’s eyelid.
I am fleeting as a hermit crab’s home.
I am a unicorn driving a tank that you find in the transitioning clouds.
I am headlights you search for on the eternal drive on your deserted interstate.
I am the deserted interstate.
I am not the headlights.
Nor am I a switch you search for while stumbling through the dark.
I am a bulb flickering once found.
I am chills on a cold night in Nothingness, Nebraska.
But I am not the blanket you reach for.
I am not wrapped around you, held right below your nose to take in the roses and baby food.
Am I the thought you grasp before sleep?
Why am I not in your bedtime lullaby or nightly prayer?
I am no Yahweh.
I am waking up for work every morning and saving a burning building on my way home.
I am in no need of news coverage.
I only am in need of some wind to push us along.

I am Here for: 
I'm between a move and don't have cable.

Hobbies: 
Listening for silence, paintball, music, poker, photography, reading, writing, texting, drinking, clubbing, dancing, shopping, fashion, South Beach, Palm Beach Vipers

Favorite Movies: 
Donnie Darko, I heart Huckabees, The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, Four Rooms, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Blow, Requiem for a Dream, Dazed and Confused, Trainspotting, Lock, Stock, and 2 Smoking Barrels, Snatch, 25th Hour, American History X, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, Mean Creek, Boondock Saints, Reservoir Dogs, Crash, The Beat that my Heart Skipped, Amores Perros, Amelie, Waking Life, United States of Leland, Stay, The Door in the Floor, Little Miss Sunshine, The Departed, The Black Dahlia

Favorite TV Shows: 
Adult Swim, The Office, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Law & Order, CSI, Iron Chef, Rescue Me, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Entourage, Scrubs

Favorite Music: 
Everything. Big into the club scene right now.

Favorite Books: 
Authors: Anthony Burgess, Albert Camus, Michael Cunningham, Philip K. Dick, Ralph Waldo Emerson, William Faulkner, Graham Greene, Mark Haddon, Hawthorne, Aldous Huxley, Franz Kafka, John Keats, Yann Martel, Flannery O'Conner, Chuck Palahniuk, Edgar A. Poe, Marcel Proust, Daniel Quinn, Peter Russell, Bruno Schulz, H.D. Thoreau, John Kennedy Toole, Nathanael West, Walt Whitman Yeah, I'm the one you see reading during class, but I don't really keep it up for pleasure anymore.

I Love: 
life.

I Hate: 
hate.
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I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I cook thirty-minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in woodwork, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a plow and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious red ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Saturdays after shul, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children and dogs trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish my dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; and when I do sleep, I sleep standing up, with my eyes open. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Lady Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
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Comments ( 18 )
Kirky
  
Monday, February 11, 2008 11:59:11 AM GMT
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jillstar
 
Thursday, December 20, 2007 9:19:46 PM GMT
thx alot hun. u r such a cutie. all yur pics r great. i am a huge edward norton fan, that is y i loved rounders. tty soon ;}}}}}}}
Jenna_L...
 
Wednesday, December 19, 2007 8:22:10 AM GMT
Thank You!
Matthew...
 
Wednesday, December 12, 2007 2:37:10 AM GMT
CHECK OUT MATTHEWLUSH.COM!
kirstie...
 
Friday, November 9, 2007 12:43:09 AM GMT
hii. ive been soo busy with school lol.
anna_b...
 
Monday, November 5, 2007 9:22:10 PM GMT
0h yeah,to2lly agreed c: .
anna_b...
 
Monday, November 5, 2007 9:03:24 PM GMT
Been great,thank you,yourself? :]
anna_b...
 
Monday, November 5, 2007 8:06:07 PM GMT
Justin! =0
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Sunday, September 30, 2007 7:24:17 PM GMT
STickam is gay 24/7 so its not just you! Lol. Youre such a bratttface! LOL. kidding. luff yah Justinnnnnnnn!!

<3 Pretty Rave Girl
kirstie...
 
Saturday, September 22, 2007 5:40:31 AM GMT
id like to give you a big hug! :D
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Tuesday, September 11, 2007 12:02:14 AM GMT
<3 awe!! I luff you!!! smile brat!!
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Thursday, September 6, 2007 8:08:37 AM GMT

I love how I leave you love!!! <33 ILY!
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Friday, June 29, 2007 8:40:56 PM GMT
Awwe okay! =]
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Friday, June 29, 2007 5:35:44 PM GMT
Thanks for the add. How come u came in and didnt say anything?!

-Ashleigh