My name is J Derek Summey and I am an aspiring author with one published title so far. Currently I am in the process of selling a short story horror compilation to agents and publishers and such. It has thus far been quite the frustrating ordeal, so much so in fact that it has made me wish that I would have become a painter instead. I currently make a living as a Security Officer for a company called Allegiance where I spent the majority of my work day writing, playing video games, and whatever else I can think of to distract me from the dead end job in which I current sit. I don't think about killing myself very often but I'm not going to say that if some mystical being offered to trade my existence for one of a female bicycle seat I wouldn't strongly consider it. That was a joke by the way. :) I'd also like to give a quick shout out to a buddy a mine who just recently passed away. He had a neat little video series on youtube that garnished a small but friendly fan base. However all good things must come to an end. Rest in peace man.