I spend too much money on fake hair and makeup. I have a thing for intense colors and Asians. I prefer baths to showers. I like to dance around like a fool. I'm a klutz with a tendency to have bad luck, but I know how to keep it fierce. I’m every straight boy’s worst nightmare. I’m a queer boy that the straight boy’s fear and the one they love to crack foolish jokes about. I’m a narcissistic bitch that has no shame. I don’t really like wearing clothes. If I weren’t sane at all I’d probably walk in public with just an Abercrombie shirt and hello kitty panties, (which makes my ass look fabulous by the way). I’d say I’m a nice person, but one that doesn’t try to be and whose honesty often comes off too harsh.