Hello! I'm Jeremy! AlM: jerhowCA About me...let's see...Whenever I go into a public bathroom and see that someone is using one of the stalls, I flip off the light switch and quickly exit the room, leaving them alone in the stall in complete darkness. It's hilarious!!! Whenever I smell something damp and musty, I say to myself, "Hey, it smells like Pirates of the Caribbean at Disneyland!" If I could be magically transported into any movie, it would be "The Goonies" just so I could refuse to ride up Troy's bucket and then travel down that awesome water slide with Sloth and Chunk! That would be so much fun!!!!!!!! I LOVE TRAVELING!!!! Whether it's as simple as a road trip to the mountains for the weekend or as grand as a European excursion, I am ALWAYS up for an ADVENTURE!!! If I could have one wish, it would be to time travel in the Delorean from Back to the Future. If someone handed me a time travel device, I would refuse to take it. I only want the technology if the Delorean comes with it. That way, I can impress everyone when I roll up in my badass metallic-silver time travel Delorean. I take sadistic pleasure in watching newbies eat sh*t when they fall off the chairlift on the mountain. When that happens, I race up to them on my board and after spraying them with snow, I just start laughing. I'm all, "HA HA HA HA HA HA!" And then I go, "AHA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!" and then I'm like, "WAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!" And then every now and then I accidentally fall off the lift myself and people start laughing at me and that just pisses me off.