jerseygirlstar

Single, but not stupid... Hello, and welcome to the fabulosity that is me. As of this moment, you're entering my realm of insanity at your own risk. (Buyers beware; please ensure your life insurance policy is up-to-date. I'm a writer with disturbia, and current research suggests there is no cure. Be advised: it's highly contagious; and hand washing is the most effective way to prevent contagion.) The advice is free. However, membership fees are non-refundable; see below for payment.) Yes, I am quite the facetious type... About me: I am a single mother of two boys, a Penn State Honor's English major and an artist. I love to sing, dance, sculpt, paint, write, travel, read, go out, stay in, cook, and socialize. As an intellectually stimulated woman, I admire a man who can engage in a fascinating and educational conversation--not always related to sex. (Note: I am not a prostitute, whore, slut, call girl, escort, golddigger, pushover, or a woman who necessarily loves to see your penis in my cam. There are plenty of other girls--like Comcast on demand--for such perversions online. If this is what you are searching for, please exit my page and click on "Livecam" or "Chat." You'll be just fine. Good luck with your dating future...) At 34 years old, I have a flare for spontaneity, the intellect, charm, class and mannerisms of a woman in an evening gown (complete with accent); and yet, I possess the audacity to go home, put on a pair of jeans, a t-shirt and fur-hooded vest--and kick ass (also complete with accent). I am a genuine Jersey girl, who knows how to have a good time, but who can also change attitude and dress to accomodate any situation--in virtually any environment. On a cold and cloudy day, I'm more inclined to light a few candles, pour a glass of wine, (while listening to Enya, Loreena McKennitt or "Singers and Standards") and cook a delectable 6-course meal; while my more wild nature will provide some interesting entertainment at the local nightclub; dancing to Eminimen and Lady Gaga. My personal favorite? I prefer enjoying the company of a well-mannered gentleman, over dinner and a show (meaning anything from an opera, a play, an orchestra, stand up comedy, or a Linkin Park concert.) I love a man who knows how to smell good, look good and kiss me like a real man would; passinately embracing both my body and mind. I'm looking for someone that knows a relationship takes effort--and that respect and trust are earned, not a guarantee upon receipt of payment. I'm intentionally free-spirited, but a one-man kinda woman; and agree only to mutual relationships where both parties feel an equal attraction for one another. I cannot be controlled or manipulated; hence, the reason I am still single. A more traditional girl, I love REAL men. And although the Oxford-English Dictionary does not currently contain the definition for such, simply see below for instructions on how NOT to behave with a REAL woman. I suppose my greatest fault lies within the confines of my own mind; I am a fantasy writer with a talent for knowing what women want--even when they propose otherwise. For those of you not aware, women do not wish to be treated like livestock. Newsflash: some of us do not exist to provide men with free entertainment. As a passionate and eclectic creature, I can both love life and hate it as well--in all facets. Yet, my ill-temperament requires great provocation; and I believe patience is a virtue, that there is a God and that with his grace I can one day meet a man who meets at least some of my desired characteristics. Chivalry is not dead; only compromised by an overdose of chloroform and the modern, lowered expectations of society. Still here, huh? LOL Well, for those of you still reading, be advised: I do not cater to pampering insecurities, physical, sexual, emotional or mental abuse, the jealous and controlling, men who don't understand the importance of personal hygeine, the phallically obsessive compulsive, derelicts, bums, the obese, vernacularly and grammatically challenged, voyeurs, stalkers, deadbeats, perverts, middle-aged life-crisis go-getter's, molesters, liars, cheapskates, ego addicts, snot-blowers, dictators, pimps, moochers, the mentally ill, and men who wish to constitute a drive-thru as a date (besides, I like my fries supersized). If you're not one of these men, proceed... By entering my profile, you may be subject to fines and/or judgements beyond the jurisdiction of this website. Under penalties of perjury, you agree to the terms of my expectations and agree that any false representations of yourself or life, can and will suffer regret by the fullest extent of my law. All violators will be prosecuted. Visit my website at www.notreallygettinganyareu?.com for more information. For the rest of you who do not possess the aformentioned abnormalities, welcome to my page. I look forward to getting to know you.