Stickam's good girl.

I think it'd be quite nice to be Mrs ElliotBen!

I've been a stickam "entertainer" for ages, but i don't actually do anything entertaining. It's beyond me how i get views, as i don't show, and i never have in the 2 years i've had this account, and i do nothing of any interest to anyone. I sit and laugh and sing. That's about it. If my views are anything to go by however, people apparently like that.

I'm not really that arsed if you read this or not, no doubt you will ask me stuff that's mentioned here anyway.

I've given up checking people's profiles, i don't really care much anymore, i will probably accept you, then just kick you if i dislike you:)

If you're generally a cunt, i'll abuse you, argue with you, and wait for you to leave. If i get bored before you do, i'll quite happily kick you.

I'm not fond of girls being in my chat, as most that come in, are attention whores, or lesbians trying to ''flirt'' with me. I'm not a lesbian, or bi and i don't plan on becoming either. So, preferably don't bother? As this is mentioned here, don't act all hurt if i ignore you/aren't very friendly towards you, the point of me mentioning it is so you don't bother to come in.

If you private, you knock me sick. Dirty bastards; get a fucking life.

I mute everyone on cam, plainly because i don't want to listen to your shitty music over my own:)

I'm not really arsed if you're sat having a good ''fap'' over me, knock yourself out;D but don't tell me about it, as for one i'm not too arsed, and two, i don't have much of an answer to that.

I really, really hate, ''whats up'', i have no idea how to answer it, and every fucker says ittt.

I'm not stripping for you, nor do i particularly want to see you strip either, as i am not desperate:) my mods will sort you out if i cba;D i love it when people i don't even know start having a go at dicks for me as well, it's beyond comical.

No, i won't stand up.

I reckon about 85% of this thing is just peados, but i stick around because that 15% make it worth it. Oh, and of course, it's comedy gold.
Nice when people rob your about me's.

I'm literate. People who don't use standard english are fucking annoying.

I hardly ever go round adding people.

I won't thank you for adding me, i'm sorry, but i very much lack effort.

Don't winge if you come into my room and i don't answer you within 5 seconds of you saying something, i've always got a lot going on, and i won't suddenly drop what i'm doing because you've said hi. I'll get to you eventually, just relax. I miss the stickam noises too:( now i kind of forget i'm live sometimes.

Don't try typical stickam shit, i've heard most of it.

People who say things like ''Uglies will be kicked'' make me laugh, they should take a good look at themselves, most of the time they're pretty appalling in the looks department.
You'll never catch anything like that in my caption, if you ever do, you're entitled to slap me:)

In all honesty? I really don't care what you think of me; my profile, my room, my terms.
My chat, is beyond hysterical at times. Enjoy;D