heh-loohhh... im jesse. i once, came out of my mothers vagina. it was kinda messy i guess. i bloody and such... *sigh* then i became to be a young little boy w/ a mullet *dont ask me why* then hacked that shit off w/ scissors. *nods* moved schools, quite alot which was pritty interesting, went to ehs and played golf for a couple years. then i became a bowling ally customer service which led to my love of slaughtering cows and such. moral of the story, dont get caught fucking ur grand mother *thumbs up*
I am Here for:
masterbation purposes, lol jk...
not really
well sorta =D
Hobbies:
i enjoy nice balls, for bowling u sick fucks. oh, and a stiff shaft, for.. golfing
Favorite Movies:
anchorman, happy gilmore, superbad, horror flicks cause there funny =], and chick flicks *shhh*
Favorite TV Shows:
family guy, robot chicken, golf channel, cmt, oh and mythbusters yo
Favorite Music:
alootttss, if u dont like hxc, go fuck urself =D
Favorite Books:
i cant... reAHD!...
I Love:
pie...
I Hate:
ryan
