Here's the deal. My name is Jesska and I'm not like everyone else on here. I might add you and not come to your live, probably because I'm lazy and playing video games like WoW! So definitely stop by mine whenever I'm on. Im not gonna add you and say "hey come to my live and subscribe." Thats your decision. Im just here to laugh and make jokes and have some fun. I WILL NOT TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES!!! I like to play this game when I'm live, I get a certain amount of lurkers & I private my room without notice :D So don't be an idiot thats shy or a pervert thats FAPPIN and join in on the fun. Sometimes we get a little crazy but thats called living life to the fullest!! I MOD EVERYONE!!! :) I have to keep track of you little shits some how right??
I flushed out the feeling of, me bein the shit
'cause I was leavin skid marks on, ev'rywhere I sit
I am everywhere, I'm it like, Hide-n-Go
And I can go anywhere, innie, minnie, miney, mo
I'm in yo', neighborhood area, CD thing, tape deck
IPay, ya gurlfriend and she say I got great sex
Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex
'cause you don't want that late text,
that "I think I'm late" text
Heh-heh, so wrap it up
hey there!
this is just a friendly reminder from your friends at iic!
our epic show with my children, my bride and parkway drive
is coming up next saturday!
needless to say, we're very excited
but it would excite us more to see you there!
tickets are still available on
www.detourtickets.com
cmnt back for more info, or just to talk :]
thanks!
Hey Jess. So I had to quit smoking for the month lol i have federal court now for stealing vodka from the px. Wasnt me but i was with my friend when he did it. Case will probably get dropped or ill have to pay a small fine.______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ A truck driver hated black people so much that if he ever saw any walking along the side of the road he would deliberately swerve his truck into them and run them down. The resounding THUD as his truck would hit the black man made it all worthwhile. ... One day the truck driver saw a priest hitchhiking by the side of the road. Always ready to offer a helping hand to a man of the cloth, the driver said: "Where are you going to, Father?".... "To St.Matthew's Church eight miles along the road," replied the priest. ".... "Hop in," said the truck driver and he preceeded to set off in the direction of St.Matthew's. Half a mile on, the truck driver saw a black man walking along the side of the road and without thinking instinctively swerved to hit him. Then he remembered that he was carring a priest in his truck, so at the last minute he swerved back into the centre of the road, narrowly missing the lawyer. But he still heard the THUD. Puzzled, he glanced in his mirrors and when he didnt see anything he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, Father, I almost hit that black man." ..... "That's OK," replied the Priest. "I got him with the door!" You used to make me laugh so i hope i did the same. Talk to you later. ;p
just a heads up!
we're playing a show may 9th
with parkway drive and my children my bride
at the white rabbit in san antonio, tx
we'd really appreciate if you came!
cmnt back for more info :D