We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! -Team America: World Police
Hobbies:
Acting, writing, water skiing...
Favorite Movies:
American Psycho, Raiders of The Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Equilibrium, Batman Begins, Batman, Batman Returns, Kingdom of Heaven, The Kingdom, Gangs of New York, Tombstone, V for Vendetta, Team America: Team America, The Departed, Smokin' Aces, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Die Hard With a Vengeance, The Aviator, The Godfather, Interview With The Vampire, American Beauty, Almost Famous, Rocky, Old School, Jackie Brown, Pulp Fiction, Dusk Til Dawn, Reservoir Dogs, Death Proof, Sin City, Kill Bill. Volume 1, Kill Bill. Volume 2
Favorite TV Shows:
Burn Notice, Heroes, Psych...
Favorite Music:
MGMT, Ratatat, Classic rock...
