jojujarimas
 
Age: 
23

Gender: 
M

Member Since: 
10/09/2006

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Last Login: 
09/27/2009

Location:
India
My Mood:  
Flirtatious (Girl)
General Information
Status: 
Single

Orientation: 
Straight

Ethnicity: 
Pacific Islander

Religion: 
Other

Education: 
In College

Language:
Slovak

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i urinate,fornicate,reciprocate,ovulate ....and educate while i castrate by making use of my prostate. I couldnt write a single sentence that so imperfectly perfectly captured all of the nothing that i am. Truly...truly marvelous in a lousy sorta way...excuse me...i gotta wipe my tears of boy...*sniff*
I am Here for: 
1)making sure the soft squishy furry animals ....r in check!....oh yes!...better believe it sucka blowa.Ofcourse, ill be neutering and spaying by using more natural tools and drool kits.
2)to make sure the good awful people of spikedtearadio.com do not produce more than 300 illegitimate children per year around here.....at 299 ...coffinjoes balls will be locked under cock and pee.....oh yes...big guy ...if ur reading this.....i gotta do it....299 is a lot.....i know, i had to reduce it from 365...but a kid each day of the year is ridiculous.
3)to steal your sandals which look like slippers. I,...i have a fondness for slippery slipperesque sandals ...what can i pay?....i have a squeakness.

Hobbies: 
fornicating and other miscellaneous activities involving bunnies,squirrels,wabbits,rabbits,gerbils.....basically,acidic creatures with a "fur factor" of 4 and above;
riding cars,driving cycles,jogging in the deep shallow waters of the firey pits of antartica;
whipping crocodiles with hidey whips;
dancing naked in front of heidi klum;
shaking my tail feathers...also my plume;
smoking a toke....or eating some shrooms.

Favorite Movies: 
all silent chaplin films,buster keaton films,the godfather,kung pow :D ,mp:holy grail and lob,dr strangelove and yes...all the american pie films.

Favorite TV Shows: 
the simpsons,south park,monty pythons fc,cheers,mr bean,black adder...yea comedies mostly :\...i know...im lame, in a deaf sorta way

Favorite Music: 
Paris :Paris Hilton
this album...oh....its my alpha...its my omega....its often the thing i scratch myself to sleep at night....and what i whack off to in the day.....its just my everything.
if u dont like this album ... ermm ....u.. ermm....u prolly just dont like trash pop ..... its like trash metal ...... but its got no metal ... and ermm ... no pop ..... pure trash,just the way i likes it ... JA!!!
LOVE YA PARIS!!!

Favorite Books: 
Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-in-Chic Peek Behind the Pose
my review:what can i say?....im speechless....i think that says more than i ever could say. this is a sure winner of this years hooker prize...i mean booker.....the man hooker prize need not go to anyone more deserving imho....i meant hooker in the last sentence

psst...paris...if ur reading this,call me....im single....and nicole ritchies a WHORE!!! *me nods

I Love: 
hating things

I Hate: 
loving things
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ok.....i speak english...but it sounds slovak...cause im always drinkin my polluted pacific island water....the other pacific islands btw .I live on teh other pacific islands cause...1)the atlantic islands had no vacancy.....2)them pacific islands got some fine squirrels......post squirrel "activities",i supposedly sound portugese...so say the rabbits i meet.

u might have noticed the very in your face canvassing,on ur balls ass pissing of the above ads,and a crawling naked chick,but i implore u and bore a boar ewe to take another look.that fine ass honey IS ME.put a wig on my head and if i crawl on the ground like a rabid rabbit ,thats me,cest moi. yes,i shouldve mentioned i have a great body,and i wouldve taken an upper body pic for my stickam pic,but due to the new rules here and the sticky liquidy nature of my unnatural pic , like an adhesive lubricant on a cohesive dessicant , it wouldve just ruined the page like oj simpsons new book does a coffee table in a tea house. i now opt for his book to take the man hooker prize,but i do declare than his book should get the slasher more than the hooker prize .




check this place out for the entire spikedtearadio gang :
STR Brady Bunch </br> 24/7 DJ's Live!!! and 50% Lady's!!!!

and we stick to that dry promise! Most of us are 50 % ladies,some prefer the term hermaphrodites, some prefer the premature terminal term kylin, while other brotherly sisters refer to us as androgynes. i however,am a hermaphroscuirrine,one third man,1/3 woman and 0.33333 squirrel . ofcourse ive got a dash of vinegar and a splash of chicken in my dna somewhere too,......however,never in the when,im referring to the main parts.my squirrel tail,has been removed from the pic with photoshop and replaced with that tatoo by microsoft (check bill gates right buttcheek next to his windows and doors tatoos for more info). May u spasm and orgasm like a chasming possum.



DO VISIT.....THE SITE!!!!!(wiggles forefinger, jiggles pinky toes , juggles rubix cubes)
http://www.spikedtearadio.com



log received from planet deep face 69, bar date: 14/08/07

"the recent pics and pricks regarding the str site if not present, is due to the uncanny tin foil resemblance between the scantily clad chicks and the pantily lad dismembered members of congress that were partially undressed. apart from that minor note about major generals in politics, check out U.R. stream , radio stream from this place www.unrealradio.org . im not a canvas monkey abusually, but the station is rock heavy and i do love em both.

my disappearance from here was on account of the bankrupt monkey from the fourth atlantic island.outraged and saged by my thoughts and clots about the atlantic islands, i was asked to sign a tiny piece of banana peel with the words "Eye was Thong about the atlantic Islands" written on it. my persistent refusal and my erotic perusal has only made batter worse for me and my jello men.as i speak i am being treated with a strange ocean lotion of pectin and pomegranate milk to fulfill the above mentioned below pensioned blunt point. but it is my rope that the pokes at str wet this message after their massage and come to my raid.

oh pepeh!. pepeh, in this my flour and flower of knead , how i remember thy putrid ways n sways. if tonely i could stroke thy hands and hand my thighs....oh pepeh, i shouldve covered ye with cheese so much chore.but nay, i shalt think this no wronger.the simeons approacheth with their suit peelings and fruit lotions.


oh...btw , dont fry my fleas argentina! my lice factory and sugar store is still in my maned name. i'll spray my bills and pay my pills.i promise! u know teh joju does this non?"

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