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Something You Should Know About Me
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My profile seriously needs work! LOL I'm just too damn lazy to do it but hopefully my page will look better soon =\
Im not a cam fan, but who knows, maybe it will grow on me. I will try to add to my list every day =)
50 things we wish girls knew
1. We arenât mind readers! 2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It doesnt really hurt to work out but if it does, we will be happy to massage it. If you don't have a way to work out, we will be happy to provide one for you (Seriously).
6. If you donât want to hear the truth, donât ask the question.
7. âFineâ or âwhateverâ is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didnât already know.)
9. Donât expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts).
10. Only models are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines.
11. No guy will complain if he comes home and sees you in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, or just plain naked.
12. You donât need lingerie to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank top are fine by us.
13. Girls look good naked so stop worrying.
14. Sharing your deepest feelings in no way guarantees reciprocity.
15. We are all kinky and willing to try anything that you may enjoy, just let us know.
16. Every so often no matter whether it is true or not remind us that we have the biggest penis youâve ever dealt with.
17. If were not getting love weâll start lookingâ¦(hahaâ¦just kiddingâ¦psychâ¦Iâm dead serious)
18. The greatest thing ever is to watch a girl touch herself.
19. Most of the time when I fantasize it is about another person.
20. If you, the girl, make out with another girl we wonât consider it cheating. Actually we strongly promote this behavior.
21. Your hair is like 14 inches long, how are we supposed to notice a quarter inch missing.
22. You shouldnât be flattered or grossed out if we get an erection when dancing with you. All we need is a little Friction.
23. Pornâ¦hmmmâ¦Porn. Watching porn is like breathing it would just be wrong to ask us to stop.
24. We masturbate, usually more when we are in a relationship, canât explain it but it is just fact.
25. Blue balls are not sporting equipment. Didnât your parents teach you not to quit.
26. Giving head is never a bad idea.</style>invalid_text
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Hey Big Guy!!! You got some `splainin to do. I help you out by taking photos to make your ass look good for stick and myspace and you can't take a few minutes to stop by and show a girl some love? =p C'mon you have to drive by my place everyday on your way to class. I'm not waiting much longer. Muuuuuuuuaaaaahhhhhhhh!
