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Jones Moria
Major in Journalism
Sings to people while driving
Brushes her teeth while peeing
Accepts any color, ethnicity, lable, size, ect
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Major in Journalism
Sings to people while driving
Brushes her teeth while peeing
Accepts any color, ethnicity, lable, size, ect
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I think hell froze over at 11:46 pm last night? I only say this because the un-thinkable happened, and I'm shocked. I think, for the sake of my sanity three things need to happen: 1. I need to run with it. 2. I need to play my cards right. 3. I need to buy a flashlight. At any rate, I need to not go into detail yet, or ever. ps. I am going to explore my options.
So I met a guy. And like, we are in that stage, where both of us is trying to figure out weather the other is a crazy. We text to a certian extent, and then nothing, cause I dont want to be to clingy, and he doesn't either. Me feels... this is going no where. I actually though (seriously) about just saying, I'm not crazy, you don't have to worry. But i do feel like that would make me look more crazy. Anyways on another note. I am currently my friend Mike's wingman. I get this guy dates, like no other, I'm pretty sure he has forgotten I have a vagina, and fully considers me a male. I don't know if that's good... or bad... or both. I'm going to bed.
So... today I got fired. Apparently my employer doesn't enjoy when you stumble ( yes, I did in fact stumble) into work 90 minutes late, and yell " HAY GURL HAYYYY" to one of the customers you think ( and are quite sure of until she turns around ) you knew from high school, then trip over the mop ( which happens to smell like a dead animal ) and laugh hysterically. At that moment your employer notices you are wearing a tube top for a dress, and forgot to take your slippers off while driving, and still smell like Patron. Lastly, she really didn't appreciate my excuse for when she asked " What the hell is the matter with you Jones!?" which just so happened to be " I woke up still drunk, and was scared you were going to fire me if I didn't show up, so I got a ride home from my one night stand, but we had to stop by PPH to get the morning after pill, which made me throw up on my work clothes, so all I had was my dress from last night ( I was sure it was a dress when I put it on, but it wasn't ) and I forgot my works shoes in the car, and I am not even wearing a bra Shelly, cause I threw up in that last night." Then I cried.
All she says is...
>:0 < WHAT!? ARE YOU JOKING!? LEAVE, AND DON'T COME BACK!
So I walk out, while everyone is staring and yell " Fine, you dont know what you miss until it's gone."
( which is not a legitimate quote of any kind, just incase you were wondering)
HA. WOW
All she says is...
>:0 < WHAT!? ARE YOU JOKING!? LEAVE, AND DON'T COME BACK!
So I walk out, while everyone is staring and yell " Fine, you dont know what you miss until it's gone."
( which is not a legitimate quote of any kind, just incase you were wondering)
HA. WOW