'Ello, my name is Katie. Here are a few things you ought to know before you consider pursuing a friendship with me any further: My great ancestor was a transvestite from England who moved to Virginia, only to be sent back to England for stealing food and giving it to all his friends. I guess I get that from him...?? =) I had brain surgery 2 years ago this month, and survived on simply prayer and an 8x10 of Liam Aiken. The All- Amerians Rejects are literally impossible for me to live without. They are my trusty white flats, my messed up clicky pen, that bobby pin I always have when I lose all my other ones, the letters that I still can't throw away, the "K" I scratched in on the side of staircase... They will always be there, and yes, my faithful friends, I will ALWAYS need them. The Chav Dance is the coolest, British-est, most addictive dance you will ever know, and I dare say I invented it...? With an inspiration from BenLoka, of course, but I took it up a notch. =) The rest is for you to discover. Come claim a spot in my brain... space is going fast... =)