Keri Applesauce!
 
Age: 18
Gender: F
Profile Views: 77,471
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Member Since:
12/26/2006
Last Login:
11/22/2009
Location:
Dundalk, MD
My Mood:  
Bored
General Information
Orientation: 
Straight

Hometown:
Baltimore

Language:
English

About Me
staying up all night, watching movies, metal, video games, trolling, being a dick, nintendocore, animals, love, dancing, the city, family, eating, going to shows, photography, postsecret, swastikas, zombies, charles manson, rob zombie, body mod, hate, lomo, /b/, Baltimore, babies, memories, sleeping, no bad shit, etc.
I am Here for: 
boredom cure.

Hobbies: 
interwebz.

Favorite Movies: 
Fight Club, American History X, V For Vendetta, & Coraline.

Favorite TV Shows: 
Super Jail, Squidbillies, Yo Gabba Gabba, Jon and Kate Plus 8, & Flapjack.

Favorite Music: 

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Message
I can't get my lame ass banner from 2+ years ago to go away. ><

my mods kick whoever they want.
I kick people with creepy names.
talking shit to/about my mods isn't a good idea.
I keep everyone muted.
I don't really go into other people's lives
no one wants to see you naked, have you fap to them, etc.
no posting links.
if there's too much going on in the chat, you can PM, but other than that, try not to.
I'm not a dick if you're not bothering me, just be nice.
rules are dumb, but I thought I'd let you know why you'd get kicked out.



My name is Keri.
I AM single but I DON'T want to flirt with you.
in case you didn't get that, liking me will get you NOWHERE,
no matter who you are. I don't want anyone.
I AM 18, I'd prove it if I felt the need to.
I live in Baltimore, Maryland.
I've got 6 piercings, since everyone always asks about them.
I have a cat, four turtles, and a rat.
I have two best friends whom I never even see.
fuck, I could write a ton, but I'll do this at some other point in time.
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N!KK!ni...
 

i love love love you [:
N!KK!ni...
 

keri keri keri :D
unconce...
 

Nice while it lasted, though I doubt you'll ever find someone as charming as this 90 year old man.
N!KK!ni...
 

keri! <333333333333
rawrsil...
 

:]hello
ntg4ever
 

you found me :O lol
N!KK!ni...
 

:/ come talk to me soooooooooooooooooooooon [:
N!KK!ni...
 

KERI APPLESAUCE! i miss your fucking face! ]: love love love love love love you <333
.KippyC...
 

i fucking love you....js
Smash1818
 

thats right you emo ass bitch....come meet me...ill rock your fucking world... tucson az hoeeee or better yet let me drive TO YOU wanna bring my kid into this shit? ill fucking rip your fucking face off cunt ass bitch you fucked up with the wrong bitch just you fucking wait..i can find ANYONE and im looking for you SLUT
xXxMeta...
 

YOU STUPID BITCH SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO BRING A FUCKING BABY INTO THIS YOU STUPID CUNT LIKE REALLY YOU LIVE IN AZ HUH LIKE YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHO THE FUCK I AM I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS MYSELF SO TELL ME WHERE IN PHX DO YOU LIVE AT YOU SAY THAT SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO MY GF HAHA NO SOMETHING IS GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN TO YOU WATCH! YOUR PROBABLY LAUGHING RIGHT NOW BUT JUST WATCH YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IM CAPABLE OF DOING CUNT YOUR DONE.
Smash1818
 

hahahahaha!! i love it keep being an ugly ass jealous emo bitch hes allowed to be friends with girls which is obviously not ok with you and your girlfriend... or boyfriend..cant really tell... go keep crying in the corner and cutting up your arms.. stupid bitch buhhhbye
Smash1818
 

you need to shut the fuck up you emo ass faggot and back the fuck off my boyfriend. All he did was say his gauges were bigger...and her bitch ass kicked him.... so fuck you and your GAUGES NO ONE GIVES A FUCK if your little bitch ass girlfriend has a problem BE A WOMAN and deal with it..not go running her mouth to her little bitchgirl ...tell her ass to deal with me and ill solve that shit have a GREAT day and enjoy sucking down on your father cock you nasty ass
N!KK!ni...
 

HAHAHAHAH I LOVE YOU <3 bestie no like him cause he was being annoying so i was like then kick him. whatever i dont care
SalinaP...
 

so what are you up to?