A little like this:
I don't care, I don't expect you to care. I am opinionated, I'm sarcastic, for the most part I'm a real dick. I have a fairly demented sense of humor. I tell it like it is, I live it like it is, I have no fronts. I can take a rash of shit as well as dish it out. I am about as real as I can possibly get. If you can handle that.... drop on in and say what's up. If not, quit lurking on my fucking profile page and go FUCK yourself. Posers suck.
I am Here for:
My pretty eyes... butterflies, carrots, candy canes, pretty sundresses, erasers, yoga classes, remote controls, hot kinky cybersex with barnyard animals (except animals can't get on the internet), a smile or two, lots of misery, pentech mechanical pencils, musical downloadables, talking (kinda), to play music incessantly that no one likes but me, to meet people, to sit here, not sit here, my old ass office chair off, looking at my monitor, to not get hit on by gay people, stickam.com, to sit here and have people in my room and text them on my cellphone instead. Yep. That's why I am here. To do a bunch of bullshit not any one of you cares about.
Hobbies:
Checking my cellphone when I know damn well no one has called me or texted me... masterbating furiously over ceran wrap, rolling rock beer coolers, abe lincoln on the USA penny, pay checks, pecan nuts, zippo lighters and anything transparent.
Favorite Movies:
Shawshank Redemption, The Rock, Boondock Saints, Oceans Eleven, Donnie Darko, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, G.I. Joe the Movie.
Favorite TV Shows:
House, Simpsons, Seinfeld, Married With Children
Favorite Music:
#1: Boys II Men....
#2: Metallica
Yeah right, fuck Boys II men.
Favorite Books:
The Recluce Saga, L.E. Modesitt Jr.
The Elric Saga, Michael Moorcock
I Love:
My motorcycle, my Computer, My car, my family, the few real friends I have.
I Hate:
Fakes, The Beatles, Stone Sour (horrid fucking band), bad pistachios, and bananas. Everything in general.
