I was born in a small town off the coast of Sri Lanka and when I was old enough to tie my own shoes, I widdled myself a wooden ship and sailed to America. I then moved in with an elderly woman named Geraldine who smelled of spam cannisters and pine nuts. I soon landed a sturdy job at the Dollar General and am currently trying to pay off the mortgage on my razor scooter. I am very happy living with Geraldine seeing as she let me decorate my room with the garden gnomes I found in Mr. Lamp's driveway and every Tuesday I get to accompany her to her garden and discuss the perils of using the wrong fertilizer.
TRUTH.
Favorite Movies:
garden state
Elizabethtown
pulp fiction
running with scissors
the virgin suicides
boondock saints
you can wear your new white shoes
in the dirty afternoon
walking through the traffic fumes
a flower in your hair
and i will swing upon your moon
anytime you want me to
just tell me what you wanna do
anything you wanna do
i once watched a mountain demount into a sea of silly string. above our heads, or somewhere along there, i watched you taking off towards the blazing abyss belittled by blind blunderous beasts; humans, we make out and make up and get down and down and so far down that me and miss miserable multi-millionaire Miley are left to continuously control the trading of pictures with the devil herself, arroused by her honest lack of modesty, indeed it was a foul deed done.
