Birth Name: Humphrey DeForest Bogart
Nicknames: Bogie, Bogey
Birth Date: December 25, 1899
Birth Place: New York, New York
Height: 5'8"
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Hollywood Walk of Fame: Star is located at 6322 Hollywood Blvd
Parents: Maude Humphrey and Belmont DeForest Bogart
Siblings: Two younger sisters, Frances and Kay, older brothers, Astronaut Gallagher, Adeptus Minor, StuBear, Diecast God and Bookish
Married: Helen Menken (m. 1926 - d.1927), Mary Philips (m.1928 - d. 1937), Mayo Methot (m. 1938 - d. 1945), Betty Joan Perske a.k.a. Lauren Bacall (m.1945 - w.1957 )
Children: (Bacall) Stephen Humphrey and Leslie Howard, retarded sons Typ0 and Kaj (Ginger), and my favorite daughters Jessica (j00), Nalts (KFC) and Nessa (Ragin' Queen)
Religion: The Church of Superior Firepower

Favorite Music:
Tiesto

My Goals In Life:
To become a world famous DJ like AV-FX, move to Vienna, and become an Austrian pole dancer. I also want to grow horse teeth, learn how to laugh like a little girl, and have large udders like AleeeOop, but that only comes from a grain-fed heffer diet.

Military Experience:
US Special Forces Navy Seal Team 1 - Long Dong, Vietnam, 1966-68. I lost a right nut there in a punji pit, but I've still got more balls than all of the panty-wastes here on Stickam combined.