ZombieGoreKRISS™
  
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Live in Santa Barbara, California. The name would be Kriss. Yes, it is short for something.. if you really wanna know, just ask me. If you wanna know my age, ask me. I don't really know what I'm suppose to say about myself. I'm the girl where you either like me or you hate me. I am most def NOT the girl for you to cross. I'm told I'm intimidating...but, I don't think thats all so true. I'm also told I'm a huge bitch and I won't argue that statement at all. I scream random things out my window at people constantly (not so much anymore. but, it happens from time to time). If you're my friend, I'm pretty damn nice. If we're friendly with each other, don't assume we're friends. I probably just feel sorry for you, therefore... I'm kinda nice. But, no matter how nice I am.. always remember, I'm a bitch, I'm blunt and if I make you cry, I probably won't say sorry. I'm obsessed with anything that has to do with zombies and pirates. I've been that way since I was a little girl. My husband = my heart. I love hair dye more than I love life. YES, i do my own hair and I do others. I went to school for it... so, I'm licensed. If you want your hair done and live close, message me.




I FUCKING HATE LIARS!!! IF YOU LIE TO ME ABOUT SOMETHING, TRUST THAT I WILL DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO FIND OUT!!!

IF I DON'T FIND OUT, ALL I CAN SAY TO YOU IS, KARMA IS A FUCKING BITCH and HER NAME IS KRISS!!!! (if you're a dumbass... put two and two together. Karma is a bitch and my name is kriss)

word.




I am Here for: 
I'm here to meet and talk with new people. Yes, I have met a ton of people from this website and no I don't regret meeting a single one of them. But, pretty much I'm on this, because I'm on bedrest and recovering from a terrible car accident I was in and my right leg is paralyzed. If you're going to ask how long I've been going thru this, it happened June 25th, 2009.. but, I'm also recovering from a bad skateboarding accident I had 3yrs back and it had me completely paralyzed for almost 18months, completely waist down. So, I'm truly here... just because I'm bored and being on bedrest, there is nothing else to do. word.

Hobbies: 
skateboarding(it's kinda my life), writing, playing the guitar, singing, going to shows, hanging out with friends, longboarding, making music with friends'. The norm. SOBER LIFE RULES :)

Favorite Movies: 
damn the man!!!


SAVE THE EMPIRE!!!! (If you know what that is, then you shall know one of my my fav movies) and, and and NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!!!

Favorite TV Shows: 
Family Guy



Favorite Music: 
AUGUST BURNS RED
Winds of plague
GLASSJAW! GLASSJAW! GLASSJAW!!!

between the buried and me, bring me the horizon, emmure, job for a cowboy, after the burial, nofx, sublime, rancid, blindside, brokencyde, motionless in white, alesana, hollywood undead, misfits, ramones

I Love: 
I love my friends more than anything. Thanks for always being there for me :]



















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My trevmonster and BJ. Nobody can compare to these two.


I Hate: 
LIARS, DRAMA, JUDGEMENTAL PEOPLE, RUMORS, JEALOUSY AND FAKES!!!
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LET ME MAKE THIS INCREDIBLY CLEAR.


NOT THAT IT ISN'T ALREADY PASTED ALL OVER MY PAGE.


I DO NOT KICK PEOPLE FROM MY LIVE, EVER.


IF YOU DO GET KICKED, IT WAS BY ONE OF MY MODS


AND I DON'T CONTROL WHAT THEY DO. SO


I DIDN'T DO IT AND I'M REALLY SICK OF READING THE EMAILS ABOUT HOW BUTTHURT YOU'VE GOTTEN. DON'T TAKE ANYTHING TOO SERIOUSLY. THIS IS THE INTERNET. JUST GET OVER IT :)


IF MY MODS KICK YOU, YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY DONE SOMETHING WRONG. BUT, THINK OF IT THIS WAY,


YOU CAN COME BACK IN 24HRS.


UNLESS I BAN YOU.


THEN YOU ARE DONE COMING INTO MY LIVE FOR GOOD.


SHOW RESPECT TO MY FRIENDS,


MYSELF,


YOURSELF


AND THE REST OF THE PEOPLE WHO COME INTO MY LIVE.


THE ONLY THING THAT I DO IS BAN

!!!


SO KEEP THESE RULES IN YOUR HEAD WHEN COMING INTO MY LIVE.


ASIDE FROM THAT, COME IN AND HAVE FUN.


DON'T BE A JERK AND DON'T CREATE DRAMA!!!










ZombieGoreKRISS™: when the fuck did we get married? i mustve been very drunk
TWIST: yesterday
ZombieGoreKRISS™: FUCK
TWIST: when you were sleeping and it was in vegas .....and when i was sleeping 3 midgets and a singing monkey had their way with you ...i was pissed

ThePeebs: kriss is the arc angel of sexuality and zombies



Dev Weezy™: peter heres our new names
Dev Weezy™: im Pimpalicious
Dev Weezy™: you are Mackadocious
ZombieGoreKRISS™: LMFAO
Dev Weezy™: Kriss is Bootylicious
(L.L)$Mr.Longchamp$: DATS WATS UP
Dev Weezy™: and Whit is MC Pee Pants




Alex: you are hot beautiful gorgeous, attractive, funny, harsh, evil, loving, kind ,destructive, a paradox and that is why you are the best

FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD ABOUT ERICA AND MY BOOBS :)

iant1: Erica and Kriss definitely have the type of boobs that would make tittyfucking a magic trick
iant1: not because they'll make the penis disappear
iant1: but because it'll cut your wang in half
The: titty fuckin with erica and kriss is like putting a vienna sausage on a loaf of french bread
The: titty fucking with kriss and erica is like throwing an infant down a waterslide
iant1: Kriss and Erica's boobs are the reasons why dinosaurs are exstinct
The: kriss and erica are the reason they are called funbags
emu: kriss and ericas boobs are the reason i have carpel tunnel
iant1: Kriss and Erica are the reason why erections exist
20: kriss and erica fell one day and there tits made the grandcanyon
The: kriss and erica's boobs are kept at 50 psi during winter so as not to have under inflation
The: kriss and erica are the inspiration for the front and side airbags in japanese manufactured vehicles
iant1: Kriss and Erica's boobs need permits to be parked in ther bra
The: kriss once set the record in boxing for knocking herself out with her left chesticle
iant1: If Kriss and Erica laid on their back...their boobs would be the largest mountain chain in the world
The: kriss and erica's boobs were once given the chance to be shuttled into space but as it happened they ran out of fuel half way because of the weight to fuel ratio







CLICK TO GO TO MYSPACE!!!



My aim is ALWAYS on. If my cell phone is on, which it ALWAYS is, then AIM is on.
.If you want the SN, ask me for it..
It's an easy way to get in contact with me.



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FIRST OFF.... IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CAM, DON'T TRY TO ADD ME. This website is called
StiCkAM
for a reason!!!




#1. Don't ask me to do anything of a sexual manner. If you do, you will be banned right away. No questions asked.

#2. If my mods kick you, it's not my fault. it means you fucked up or they are on a kicking spree. Don't send me your sad whiny bullshit. I don't care. Go grab a tampon. I don't ever kick out of my room. It's only my mods who do that. The ONLY thing i do in my room, is ban and if i do that, it's because you've done something incredibly stupid or pathetic.

#3. Let me repeat myself... Don't send me messages crying about how you got kicked. Don't be stupid and it won't happen.

#4. Again, let me make myself clear.. If you start any sort of drama or offend anyone, you will not be kicked, you will be banned and nothing will change that.

#5. My room is to have fun, joke, laugh, talk about real life. There is absolutely no drama. So, don't bring it in. Just come in and have a good time!!! Do NOT call me anything other than my name. It's KRISS. Learn how to use it, or get banned. Do NOT call me sexy, cutie, gorgeous, baby, babe, love, honey or anything of that sort.







AGAIN, I WILL SAY THIS...IF YOU DON'T HAVE PICTURES OR A CAM, DO NOT ADD ME.

IF YOU ADD ME AND YOU DON'T HAVE PROOF THAT THE PICTURES ARE OF YOU, I WILL DENY THE REQUEST.






FIRST OF ALL, I AM OVERLY OBSESSED WITH ZOMBIES AND I'M WAITING FOR THEM TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! THE APOCALYPSE BABY!!! GET READY FOR It!!! I'm down to talk with anybody. I'm a pretty nice girl... but, I'm blunt as fuck. So, just be prepared for me to say anything to you :o)





Skateboarding is my life... but, right now I'm not able to skate. I've been doing it for 9yrs and fucked up my back pretty badly. Just had a very serious back/spinal surgery about 2yrs ago and about the whole total time I was paralyzed almost 18months from the waist down. So, I'm every very lucky every single day recovering from that and all that good shit.... usually in lots of back pain. But, nothing that can't be controlled. Although, no matter how bad things were, I always found a way to stay positive and keep a smile on my face :] But, thursday, June 25, 2009 I was in a horrific car accident...was incredibly lucky I survived that accident and was tboned on my side and I have four compressed/herniated disks in my lower spine (if you wanna know where, just ask) and I have two pinched nerves, have a hair line fracture in my tailbone and also a completely torn ligament. Doctors say it's like a bad sprain in your back and will take months of physical therapy, acupuncture and massage therapy. It's almost exactly the same injury I had 3yrs ago. But, this one is a little more severe. I do physical therapy way too often. But, it most def helps. Can't complain. Least I'm not paralyzed this time. Only thing I wish, is to just drive again. But, I need to be able to get all feeling back in my right leg for them to make my license valid again. LAME! lol. But, yeah... thats the story.



I'm a pretty open book... BUT, not completely open. Ask whatever you want. If it's too much, i'll tell you... or I just won't answer it.

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MY FAMILY!!!




COME AND SAY HI! I PROMISE I WON'T BITE!!!



Pretty much, Jon Koppenhaver aka the motherfucking WARMACHINE is fucking god!!!! I could careless if he's won a million fights or hasn't won a single fight. I love the attitude he's got on life. Don't stereotype me to say I only like him cause he's hot. I'm not your typical bitch! I'm slightly obsessed with UFC. Don't like it, get the fuck over it!!! Yeah, true story, bitches.


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Whitney...
 

I love you too.
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Hey gorgeous! Do you like Bob Marley? If so download the album chant down babylon! It's a bunch of remixed bob marley it's pretty good!
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Image and video hosting by TinyPic U START EARTHQUAKES THAT RUMBLE THE DEEPEST REACHES OF MY HEART. YOU'RE A VOLCANO ERUPTING WITH LOVE ALL OVER MY COUNTRY. YOU'RE A RIVER SPREADING LIFE ACROSS MY WORLD. WITHOUT U IN IT, WHAT KIND OF WORLD WOULD THIS BE? MY LOVE IS YOURS FOREVER<33333333333333333333
augustu...
 

I missed your show again. I had to hunt down a racoon that ate some of my chickens. I ran after the evil thing on foot. I got the animal treed, but I didn't have firearms available. My arrows have also diminished. It is so hard to get flu flu fletched arrows. I only have the ones for deer. My dagger has limitations for such small game. I hope to see your show again. You so center me when I need it. Thank You.
ZombieMosh
 

yoo fool ..cool name lol way 2 jock my shizzle
augustu...
 

Kriss, I always miss your show. I have been operating lately. I have been patrolling on foot with an active eppee. I was 50M from an anomolous lightning strike today. I went over to investigate and my compass went dead. Good thing I was next to a road. Things are getting freaky up in Minnesota. It is a new development. I hope things balance soon. How are you? Feeling well. I am blocked to chat now, for security I guess. Hope to chat again soon. AugustusLarch
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augustu...
 

Kriss, you got through a tough, long night. Now you should do some daytime skyclad communion with nature. You have a great area for it. Get out of the smog and take a session under the sky. Good to see you centered and undisturbed, AugustusLarch
Gina vo...
 

love you
augustu...
 

It's good to see you mobile again. My chat box didn't come up or I would have left a post. I am working on my new road today. It started to rain so I checked Stickam. Have a good day, again, AugustusLarch
PiNkFlo...
 

Well loverface is doing just fine lol just chillaxing being bored about to smoke up on this blunt woop woop :P well still gonna keep you in my thoughts wishing u feel better and ur injuries dont' mess u up for life :\ that wouldent be good well talk to u later love <3