ZombieGoreKRISS™
  
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Live in Santa Barbara, California. The name would be Kriss. Yes, it is short for something.. if you really wanna know, just ask me. If you wanna know my age, ask me. I don't really know what I'm suppose to say about myself. I'm the girl where you either like me or you hate me. I am most def NOT the girl for you to cross. I'm told I'm intimidating...but, I don't think thats all so true. I'm also told I'm a huge bitch and I won't argue that statement at all. I scream random things out my window at people constantly (not so much anymore. but, it happens from time to time). If you're my friend, I'm pretty damn nice. If we're friendly with each other, don't assume we're friends. I probably just feel sorry for you, therefore... I'm kinda nice. But, no matter how nice I am.. always remember, I'm a bitch, I'm blunt and if I make you cry, I probably won't say sorry. I'm obsessed with anything that has to do with zombies and pirates. I've been that way since I was a little girl. My husband = my heart. I love hair dye more than I love life. YES, i do my own hair and I do others. I went to school for it... so, I'm licensed. If you want your hair done and live close, message me.




I FUCKING HATE LIARS!!! IF YOU LIE TO ME ABOUT SOMETHING, TRUST THAT I WILL DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO FIND OUT!!!

IF I DON'T FIND OUT, ALL I CAN SAY TO YOU IS, KARMA IS A FUCKING BITCH and HER NAME IS KRISS!!!! (if you're a dumbass... put two and two together. Karma is a bitch and my name is kriss)

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I am Here for: 
I'm here to meet and talk with new people. Yes, I have met a ton of people from this website and no I don't regret meeting a single one of them. But, pretty much I'm on this, because I'm on bedrest and recovering from a terrible car accident I was in and my right leg is paralyzed. If you're going to ask how long I've been going thru this, it happened June 25th, 2009.. but, I'm also recovering from a bad skateboarding accident I had 3yrs back and it had me completely paralyzed for almost 18months, completely waist down. So, I'm truly here... just because I'm bored and being on bedrest, there is nothing else to do. word.

Hobbies: 
skateboarding(it's kinda my life), writing, playing the guitar, singing, going to shows, hanging out with friends, longboarding, making music with friends'. The norm. SOBER LIFE RULES :)

Favorite Movies: 
damn the man!!!


SAVE THE EMPIRE!!!! (If you know what that is, then you shall know one of my my fav movies) and, and and NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!!!

Favorite TV Shows: 
Family Guy



Favorite Music: 
AUGUST BURNS RED
Winds of plague
GLASSJAW! GLASSJAW! GLASSJAW!!!

between the buried and me, bring me the horizon, emmure, job for a cowboy, after the burial, nofx, sublime, rancid, blindside, brokencyde, motionless in white, alesana, hollywood undead, misfits, ramones

I Love: 
I love my friends more than anything. Thanks for always being there for me :]



















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My trevmonster and BJ. Nobody can compare to these two.


I Hate: 
LIARS, DRAMA, JUDGEMENTAL PEOPLE, RUMORS, JEALOUSY AND FAKES!!!
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ZombieGoreKRISS™: when the fuck did we get married? i mustve been very drunk
TWIST: yesterday
ZombieGoreKRISS™: FUCK
TWIST: when you were sleeping and it was in vegas .....and when i was sleeping 3 midgets and a singing monkey had their way with you ...i was pissed

ThePeebs: kriss is the arc angel of sexuality and zombies



Dev Weezy™: peter heres our new names
Dev Weezy™: im Pimpalicious
Dev Weezy™: you are Mackadocious
ZombieGoreKRISS™: LMFAO
Dev Weezy™: Kriss is Bootylicious
(L.L)$Mr.Longchamp$: DATS WATS UP
Dev Weezy™: and Whit is MC Pee Pants




Alex: you are hot beautiful gorgeous, attractive, funny, harsh, evil, loving, kind ,destructive, a paradox and that is why you are the best

FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD ABOUT ERICA AND MY BOOBS :)

iant1: Erica and Kriss definitely have the type of boobs that would make tittyfucking a magic trick
iant1: not because they'll make the penis disappear
iant1: but because it'll cut your wang in half
The: titty fuckin with erica and kriss is like putting a vienna sausage on a loaf of french bread
The: titty fucking with kriss and erica is like throwing an infant down a waterslide
iant1: Kriss and Erica's boobs are the reasons why dinosaurs are exstinct
The: kriss and erica are the reason they are called funbags
emu: kriss and ericas boobs are the reason i have carpel tunnel
iant1: Kriss and Erica are the reason why erections exist
20: kriss and erica fell one day and there tits made the grandcanyon
The: kriss and erica's boobs are kept at 50 psi during winter so as not to have under inflation
The: kriss and erica are the inspiration for the front and side airbags in japanese manufactured vehicles
iant1: Kriss and Erica's boobs need permits to be parked in ther bra
The: kriss once set the record in boxing for knocking herself out with her left chesticle
iant1: If Kriss and Erica laid on their back...their boobs would be the largest mountain chain in the world
The: kriss and erica's boobs were once given the chance to be shuttled into space but as it happened they ran out of fuel half way because of the weight to fuel ratio






The name is kriss.

Yes, it's short for something. If you wanna know, ask

If you wanna know my age, ask. You'll probably guess wrong.

Born and raised in seattle, washington.

Used to live in Santa barbara, Santa Cruz, Santa Rosa, Utah, Florida, Alabama, Oregon, Vancover BC, Montana, Spokane Washington and a few other places.

I don't like staying in one place for too long.

i am overly obsessed with zombies.

my friends = my everything

mess with my friends and i'll ruin your world and laugh when i'm done

music =

skateboarding is what i live for

i HATE drama!!!

i HATE liars!!!

Don't EVER lie to me.

Don't bring your drama around me. I don't need it or want it.

I live a very drama free life and I like it that way. If i need drama, I'll watch the boobtube.

When people call me a bitch or cunt, they don't do it to insult me. I really am a bitch and cunt.

I'm blunt as hell and I'll never sugarcoat a thing for you.

If you want the god honest truth, ask me. If it makes you cry, get over it.
BUY SOME TISSUES!


If there is anything else you wanna know.. go ahead to try and ask





I KNOW I'VE ALREADY SAID IT.. BUT, I'LL SAY IT AGAIN. I AM OVERLY OBSESSED WITH ZOMBIES AND I'M WAITING FOR THEM TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! THE APOCALYPSE BABY!!! GET READY FOR It!!! and NO, i'm not some girl who just randomly became obsessed with zombies. I've been watching the movies since a little kid and anything and everything that has to do with them, whether movies, video games, toys, dolls...etc, I absolutely love!!! I'm down to talk with anybody. I'm a pretty nice girl... but, I'm blunt as fuck. So, just be prepared for me to say anything to you :o)









first thing i need to say before i get to the rules is,

THIS IS THE INTERNET! STOP TAKING EVERYTHING SO SERIOUSLY. STOP WITH THE INTERNET DRAMA, INTERNET FIGHTS, INTERNET THREATS & LASTLY... STOP ARGUING ON THE COMPUTER. IT IS THE MOST POINTLESS THING IN THE WORLD AND YOU MAKE YOURSELVES LOOK LIKE SUCH IDIOTS WHILE DOING IT.



1.) I will NOT show. So, don't waste your time asking me.

2.) Do NOT ask me if I wanna see your penis or anything like that. TRUST me, I don't.

3.) When coming into my live, have respect for everyone in there... including yourself. Don't come in my room taking off your clothes, trolling, thinking you can get away with making fun of others and whatever else. The only person you're making look stupid, is yourself.

4.) If the very few mods that I do have, kick you, don't come crying to me or them. If you get kicked, it's because you've done something stupid and deserved it. Also, don't ask me to mod you. I won't.

5.) I do NOT kick. I will ONLY ban. If you get kicked from my room, one of my mods were responsible. AGAIN... Do not send me emails asking why you got kicked, calling me a bitch, blaming me for it or whatever else you could and would say. It wasn't me. So, get over it. If you call me a bitch or cunt, thank you :) i will take it as a compliment.

6.) IF YOU DON'T HAVE PICTURES OR A CAM, DO NOT ADD ME. This website is called stiCkAM for a reason.

IF YOU ADD ME AND YOU DON'T HAVE PROOF THAT THE PICTURES ARE OF YOU, I WILL DENY THE REQUEST.

7.) If you do not follow the rules of my room, you will be warned. If you do it again, you will not be kicked. I will ban you.


8.) My room is to have fun, joke, laugh, talk about real life. There is absolutely no drama. So, don't bring it in. Just come in and have a good time!!! Do NOT call me anything other than my name. It's KRISS. Learn how to use it, or get banned. Do NOT call me sexy, cutie, gorgeous, baby, babe, love, honey or anything of that sort (unless you're my friends, then I'll let it slide.

The rules are very simple.


If you can follow them, come into my live and have a good time!



ADD&SUBSCRIBE

I'm a pretty open book... BUT, not completely open. Ask whatever you want. If it's too much, i'll tell you... or I just won't answer it.




MY FAMILY!!!






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P.S





Pretty much, Jon Koppenhaver aka the motherfucking WARMACHINE is fucking god!!!! I could careless if he's won a million fights or hasn't won a single fight. I love the attitude he's got on life. Don't stereotype me to say I only like him cause he's hot. I'm not your typical bitch! I'm slightly obsessed with UFC. Don't like it, get the fuck over it!!! Yeah, true story, bitches. If you can't find me on here, you can always find me watching UFC :D







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I missed your show again. I had to hunt down a racoon that ate some of my chickens. I ran after the evil thing on foot. I got the animal treed, but I didn't have firearms available. My arrows have also diminished. It is so hard to get flu flu fletched arrows. I only have the ones for deer. My dagger has limitations for such small game. I hope to see your show again. You so center me when I need it. Thank You.
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yoo fool ..cool name lol way 2 jock my shizzle
augustu...
 

Kriss, I always miss your show. I have been operating lately. I have been patrolling on foot with an active eppee. I was 50M from an anomolous lightning strike today. I went over to investigate and my compass went dead. Good thing I was next to a road. Things are getting freaky up in Minnesota. It is a new development. I hope things balance soon. How are you? Feeling well. I am blocked to chat now, for security I guess. Hope to chat again soon. AugustusLarch
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Kriss, you got through a tough, long night. Now you should do some daytime skyclad communion with nature. You have a great area for it. Get out of the smog and take a session under the sky. Good to see you centered and undisturbed, AugustusLarch
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It's good to see you mobile again. My chat box didn't come up or I would have left a post. I am working on my new road today. It started to rain so I checked Stickam. Have a good day, again, AugustusLarch
Dev We...
 

Its raining here so there's nothing I can really do. The power already went out once. I don't want to leave my mom here in the dark if it goes out again, so I plan on staying here with her. I might just watch some TV or something. I'm so hungry lol. But I know I can't eat anything or I'll be breaking my diet hahaha. So I've locked myself in my room as usual.