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Jamie: but then someone stole the coat frome you and you were like.. dude what the fuck.. that was mine . that peacock ate my best friend give it back. and they said no they thought it was purrrrdy. Ky: so i stole the coat while they were sleeping and buried it under your house Jamie: and then my house got blown up by arabs so you had to go back and get sed coat. Ky: but the arabs captured me and took me to their motherland and tried to sell the coat for booze. Jamie:but your so bad ass that you took the coat and sharpened the feathers and stuck them in the arab's eyeballs and piss holes Ky: so they were like dude wtf seriously? and they used their arabic majical powers to turn you back to human. Jamie: OH shit son! then my ass came back and kicked them in the jaw and i rescued you and took you to india (setting changes) Ky: so we had to wear headresses, india custom, and some guy thought we were hookers. we thought he was a cop. and he took us to his house. Jamie: but he was actually pretty damn cool and we did acid with him and went clubbing and he made us some purrrdy turbans. Ky: hahahaahah then he bought us a flight to america and your mother yelled at us lots for leaving the country. Jamie: and then she bludgeoned us to death with a hammer and ate our skulls Ky: and then we went to hell for killing a peacock. they are holy animals Jamie: sweet story bro. THE END. love you bye see you tomorraaa

hi baby lady woman face. i love you. we going to mcdonough tomorrow to see for today. YEET. I LOVE YOU long time. lemme do you nails. okay what? oh check out this story me and you wrote i'ma type the whole fucking thing. i saved that shit to my phone Jamie: i'm excited for tomorrow dude. Ky: me toooo lalala not saying this part because its mean. then the end of it said umm i'ma say we dont know if we are going Jamie: yeah dude tell her jamie got hit by a boat. Ky:yeah haha i'ma be like dammit jamie died by a boat. Jamie: haha a jet flew down and sliced jamie's head off and now she's dead. Ky: then a goat ate her decapitated body Jamie: Ha! and the goat shat it out and a peacock ate the shit made out of her internal organs. Ky: then the peacock was made into a coat and i bought that coat and wear it ocasionally

haha lemme get up in dem xgutzx

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