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Ok, Let's get strait to the point: My name is: Kendall Elise Vanoosten I hate my name Especially my middle name. Like My Daddy Always Told Me: "Kendall, You Got A Million-Dollar Talent With A Two-Cent Brain" I have a fear of feet. And a fear of imperfection (My mother claims it's OCD. -.-) I tend to lead people on. But I'm working on it; I promise I'm a shallow whore And I'm working on that too. I can't stand girls But there's a handful I do like, and that I CAN get along with. And I probably won't talk to you if your ugly. Unless you can make me laugh. I'm also working on that too; I need to learn to give everyone a chance I'm one to jugde. And I'm ALWAYS right I've only been wrong about someone only like, 4 or 5 times I'm a Hypocrite I SUCK at relationships I SUCK at LIFE I HATE THE WORD LOVE So don't use it towards me, GOT IT?? I'm Lazy I'm a lush I hate to conform I fall for boys too easily I can't do anything right I eat too much Why don't I ever get fat? I'm a Genius My test scores are off the charts But I'm just too lazy to do my homework So I've got a GPA of invalid_text 3.15 I HATE telling people my age. So please don't ask unless your an accepting person I'm 2 more years mature than everyone else that's my age. So I can't stand other people my age. I love to spend moments alone But the only moments I love better are the ones I can spend with someone holding me in their arms Hair anywhere else besides the head greatly disgusts me And eraser shavings irk me. I go completely GAH-GAHH for beautiful boys I send over 15,000 text messages a month I need a life The only thing I can do right is play music I'm what they call a Triple Threat Cuz I'm in Band, Orchestra<33 Chior I play every instrument you can think of. Except for the ones I've never tried I pretend I'm ok Please don't ask me how I am Unless I really feel like telling you, I'm just gunna answer: Fine I love it when girls pick fights with me Cuz they all think they are so tough. And they all underestimate me. So I'm actually going to give a warning this time, Just to be fair: I've bashed a girls skull in Blown out knees Broken arms Broken noses Broken ribs Ripped out hair Broken teeth Crushed hands Crushed feet Crushed lungs Knocked someone out Put someone in a coma Yeah; It's ugly But I always walk away with little but scrapes I've never been in trouble though Because they were all acts of self defence I don't fight I protect myself Every fight I've had, I've had plenty of witnesses to say: I never took the first swing I hate all of it though. Fighting is stupid I LOVE ANIMALS I really rather don't like the word random But everyone says I am. I'm a pushover I REALLY don't like the cold I hate where I live at the moment I'm in a band I'm lead vocals I scream I REALLY can't stand Rap Kynndall=Cliche I'm WHITE I'm so freakin pale I'm HOTT And I know it I have a hott body I'm just not tan, that's all. ;] I have HUGE Boobs So I finally know why all the girls hate me so much. x] I LOVE CLASSICAL MUSIC I play Cello<33 So classical music pretty much makes up two-thirds of who I am I'm an extremely open person The first day I meet you I'll probably dump everything on you. So be prepared I don't really care for sports Cuz I suck at them The only physical things I do are: Swim Golf<33 Snowboard and Walk from the computer desk to the kitchen and back to the computer desk. :] I'm Christian But people claim they can't tell. -.- I don't like going to church though Cuz I feel it's quite annoying I wish I had a job I cut people's hair And I'm damn good at it! I have two little sisters One's a prep and one looks like a freakin Cabbage Patch Kid And an older half brother Who's a cowboy; bull fighting, cattle roping, you know the deal My Dad has Lymes Disease And he's a tire salesman The Manager to be percisce Him and I don't always get along But he made us rich So I guess I have to love him My Mom's A PROFESSIONAL Hairstylist So that's why i have such hott hair. Dude, My mom's the coolest. We are so freaking close My mom's the kind of mom that you wish you had Successful, Gorgeous, Strong. Yeah;; I wouldn't ask for anyone else She's my hero I love you Mom♥ (betcha she's sobbing reading this. ^-^[I can fake piccassos. ;P])lmfao xDD Annyywhooo... xDD: I ALWAYS have something that buggs me I have something that irks me about everybody And I mean EVERYBODY When I get out of the shower I tend to get changed with the window wide open xDD I like to fish But I only do catch and release I'd cry if I had to kill it. T.T I tend to forget who people are Or if I've ever met them in the first place. xDD But if you tell me you read all of this, Hehehe;; I'll never forget you. x]] |
