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Ok, Let's get strait to the point:
My name is:
Kendall Elise Vanoosten
I hate my name
Especially my middle name.
Like My Daddy Always Told Me:
"Kendall, You Got A Million-Dollar Talent With A Two-Cent Brain"
I have a fear of feet.
And a fear of imperfection
(My mother claims it's OCD. -.-)
I tend to lead people on.
But I'm working on it; I promise
I'm a shallow whore
And I'm working on that too.
I can't stand girls
But there's a handful I do like,
and that I CAN get along with.
And I probably won't talk to you if your ugly.
Unless you can make me laugh.
I'm also working on that too; I need to learn to give everyone a chance
I'm one to jugde.
And I'm ALWAYS right
I've only been wrong about someone only like, 4 or 5 times
I'm a Hypocrite
I SUCK at relationships
I SUCK at LIFE
I HATE THE WORD
LOVE

So don't use it towards me, GOT IT??
I'm Lazy
I'm a lush
I hate to conform
I fall for boys too easily
I can't do anything right
I eat too much
Why don't I ever get fat?
I'm a Genius
My test scores are off the charts
But I'm just too lazy to do my homework
So I've got a GPA of invalid_text
3.15
I HATE telling people my age.
So please don't ask unless your an accepting person
I'm 2 more years mature than everyone else that's my age.
So I can't stand other people my age.
I love to spend moments alone
But the only moments I love better are the ones I can spend with someone holding me in their arms
Hair anywhere else besides the head greatly disgusts me
And eraser shavings irk me.
I go completely GAH-GAHH for beautiful boys
I send over 15,000 text messages a month
I need a life
The only thing I can do right is play music
I'm what they call a Triple Threat
Cuz I'm in Band, Orchestra<33 Chior
I play every instrument you can think of.
Except for the ones I've never tried
I pretend I'm ok
Please don't ask me how I am
Unless I really feel like telling you,
I'm just gunna answer: Fine
I love it when girls pick fights with me
Cuz they all think they are so tough.
And they all underestimate me.
So I'm actually going to give a warning this time,
Just to be fair:
I've bashed a girls skull in
Blown out knees
Broken arms
Broken noses
Broken ribs
Ripped out hair
Broken teeth
Crushed hands
Crushed feet
Crushed lungs
Knocked someone out
Put someone in a coma
Yeah;
It's ugly
But I always walk away with little but scrapes
I've never been in trouble though
Because they were all acts of self defence
I don't fight
I protect myself
Every fight I've had,
I've had plenty of witnesses to say:
I never took the first swing
I hate all of it though.
Fighting is stupid
I LOVE ANIMALS
I really rather don't like the word random
But everyone says I am.
I'm a pushover
I REALLY don't like the cold
I hate where I live at the moment
I'm in a band
I'm lead vocals
I scream
I REALLY can't stand Rap
Kynndall=Cliche
I'm WHITE
I'm so freakin pale
I'm HOTT
And I know it
I have a hott body
I'm just not tan, that's all. ;]
I have HUGE Boobs

So I finally know why all the girls hate me so much. x]

I LOVE CLASSICAL MUSIC

I play Cello<33
So classical music pretty much makes up two-thirds of who I am
I'm an extremely open person
The first day I meet you I'll probably dump everything on you.
So be prepared
I don't really care for sports
Cuz I suck at them
The only physical things I do are:
Swim
Golf<33
Snowboard
and Walk from the computer desk to the kitchen and back to the computer desk. :]
I'm Christian
But people claim they can't tell. -.-
I don't like going to church though
Cuz I feel it's quite annoying
I wish I had a job
I cut people's hair
And I'm damn good at it!
I have two little sisters
One's a prep and one looks like a freakin Cabbage Patch Kid
And an older half brother
Who's a cowboy; bull fighting, cattle roping, you know the deal
My Dad has Lymes Disease
And he's a tire salesman
The Manager to be percisce
Him and I don't always get along
But he made us rich
So I guess I have to love him
My Mom's A PROFESSIONAL Hairstylist So that's why i have such hott hair.
Dude, My mom's the coolest.
We are so freaking close
My mom's the kind of mom that you wish you had
Successful, Gorgeous, Strong.
Yeah;; I wouldn't ask for anyone else
She's my hero
I love you Mom♥
(betcha she's sobbing reading this. ^-^[I can fake piccassos. ;P])lmfao xDD

Annyywhooo... xDD:
I ALWAYS have something that buggs me
I have something that irks me about everybody
And I mean EVERYBODY
When I get out of the shower
I tend to get changed with the window wide open xDD
I like to fish
But I only do catch and release
I'd cry if I had to kill it. T.T
I tend to forget who people are
Or if I've ever met them in the first place. xDD
But if you tell me you read all of this,
Hehehe;; I'll never forget you. x]]

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