ladysolo

Hi, I'm called Lady sometimes and I'm a neo-victorian epicurean who loves big hair, long eyelashes, five inch heels, giant bows, and poofy skirts. I'm pretty much a drag queen, except that I'm actually a woman. I believe talent is measured by how much weight you can carry on your head in flowers, frills, and synthetic hair, while still remaining graceful and composed. I make all kinds of frilly things for a living, spend most of the day reading about unicorns and spaceships, baking the fluffiest cookies you ever did see, and I really like whiskey and monster trucks o.o My greatest fears are as follows; zombie invasion, dinosaurs coming out of extinction, and being fat. I'm a gypsy, I love epic adventures, all things lovely, playing dress up, and collecting loose leaf teas. I have to do things my own way and am absolutely incapable of taking advice, no matter how good it is. I will not tolerate people who try to change me. I live in my own whimsical frivolous absurd land of make believe and superficiality. I'd say I'm a perfect ying yang of a nice girl, and a cold black hearted scoundrel.