lauraschifino

I’m not your average fucking rockstar. IM BETTER. My license plate even says it. I have a history of doing a lot of shit, some I’m proud of... some I’m not. yeah… so on to more me. “SUCK IT” is my signature catch phrase. Use it and I’ll find a bullet with ur name on it. I’m on the internet and yes… Googlism says: Laura is dangerous… its true.. I come with a warning label, watch ur back bitches, ill knock ur fucking teeth out. so I don’t think im FAT… but if ur a cunt u could say that. And for the record, I don’t care. I'm 19 going on fuckin 36. I used to do a lot of things I'm not proud of. But there’s no use in trying to make up. I'm a loud ass, get tired of it? Who gives a shit u fuckin love me. I have the vocabulary of a genius pirate.

I YAHOO.
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I'm addicted to nicotine and arizona... I like Miracle Whip better than Mayonnaise.. I can’t use other people’s microwaves. I hate it when outside plants are inside. I grew up listening to Pink Floyd, Rage Against the Machine, and Led Zeppelin. I prefer kangaroos over porcupines. Reptiles do not gross me out. I love to sit in basements. I live 13 seconds in the future. Quit buying shit from china already. Shut the fuck up, just because you’re louder doesn’t mean you’re right. Shhh, sometimes you ruin my favorite songs. The clippy guy on Microsoft Word hasn’t ever helped me do anything, ever. I’ve never been able to consistently get along with any girl, so I’m done. Weather it’s Monopoly, downloading software, or putting the tile down in my room, I have a hard time finishing things. I’ve perfected something all my own, and I’m way too selfish to share. Songs that suck probably sound better with piano. Incorrect grammar hurts my soul. Socially unacceptable hair should be removed, especially the “ass-fro”