On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don't even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three. Velociraptor. Favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to. Good Housekeeping. If you were a chick, who's the one guy you'd sleep with? John Stamos. What? Did we just become best friends? Yep! Do you wanna do karate in the garage? Yep!

Hey, you awake? Yeah. I just want you to know I hate you. And so does my dad. Well that's fine. Cause guess what? I hate you too. And this house sucks ass. Well the only reason you're living here, is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime. Who's the retard? You. Hey ya'll don't say that! Shut up! You'll wake up my dad and get me grounded. Just shut up! You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learning doctors. You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck! Oh yeah? Yeah. I'm a curly-headed fuck? Yeah. You better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch you square in the face. I hope you stay still when you sleep, cause I'm gonna put a rat trap between your legs. I'm going to take a pillowcase, and fill it full of bars of soap, and beat the shit out of you. I want you out of my fucking house!

getting in trouble, people, style, ice cream, bob ross, my kitten, going to shows, listening to music, drinking energy drinks, making my hair look supa crazy, piercings, boys, v necks, super skinny jeans.

spiders, fakes, meanie girls, drama.