lawlexa

My name is Alexa. Not Lexi. Not Alex. Not Alexis.
You can call me Lex if you want.
I like to piss people off over the internet and insult their intelligence by talking circles around them. Incorrect grammar pisses me off, which includes what imbeciles call "txtspk." Fuck that I know how to spell.
I live in Texas but I'm not 'yeehaw' I've got roots everywhere.
Homies in DE, OK, AR, IL.
You name it.
I'm not ghetto. As you can see I'm fucking white, don't call me Niggah, I'll call you a jack ass and be on with my day, don't call me shawty because I'm probably taller than you. Fuck that shit.
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