I AM A CHANK HUNTER DESCENDING FROM SOUTHERN FRANCE WHERE I GREW UP AS A BOY. AT THE AGE OF 11 MY PARENTS WERE BRUTALLY MURDERED BY Stacey Duma AND HER GANG OF STICKAM CHANK WHORES. AT THAT MOMENT IN MY LIFE I VOWED REVENGE AND TO RESTORATION OF MY FAMILY'S HONOR. I TRAVELED TO GERMANY AT AGE 16 IN SEARCH OF A CAUSE AND RUMOR OF A GREAT MASTER CHANK HUNTER WHO DWELLED THERE. IT WAS ONLY BY SHEER LUCK WHICH I FOUND HIM, OR SAY, HE FOUND ME. ADOLF HITLER. THE GREATEST CHANK HUNTER KNOWN TO MAN BECAME MY TEACHER FOR THE NEXT 12 YEARS TEACHING ME ALL HE KNEW ON THE HUNTING OF CHANKS, CAM WHORES, AND FAGGOTS UNTIL HE TRAGICLY LOST HIS LIFE TO SAVE MINE WHILST ON AN ADVENTURE INTO A CHANK LAIR IN TAIWAN. FOR THE NEXT FEW YEARS I ROAMED AROUND THE WORLD FROM MOSCOW TO NEW YORK, SLAYING CHANKS AND OTHER SCUM RELATED UNTIL I FINALLY HEARD WORD THAT STACEY DUMA WAS STILL AROUND WITH HER CHANK GANG. I KNEW THAT NOW I WAS READY TO FIGHT HER AND HER GAY GANG OF SCENE CHANK BITCHES THAT WEAR REALLY REALLY REALLY GAY GLASSES. SO NOW THE HUNT CONTINUES, STACEY AND HER GANG TRIES TO RUN FROM ME BUT I ALWAYS WILL FOLLOW AND NOW I SWEAR THAT STACEY DUMA, "I SHALL ROAST YOUR HEAD ON MY SWORD FOR CHANK HUNTERS EVERYWHERE!".