Im into ...bb guns, thumb wars, ketchup, and tag team guitar hero. i broom joust on the side to stay in shape and i always brush my teeth. i like to give rides on my unicycle. im respectful and i like to be on time. i have a frog that likes to jump across highways with heavy traffic. my favorite shirt is my lavender button up with the cut off sleeves. i want a tatoo of a panda skull and bamboo cross bones. im a professional 12 and under go cart mechanic and i like to make snowcones for midgets. i can spin around 17 times before i get dizzy. i am a treasure hunter. i invented thunder. i wrestle professionally on xbox live in WWE 2. i write poetry just for fun. i enjoy a nice long book and a cup of hot chocolate. i cuddle by the fire. i broke my nose with nun-chucks and have yet to use them agian. i got a summer job building shopping carts for old navy. some of my most intense stunts involved a rattlesnake and a dance floor. i can do the worm on my back. i tought a fireant how to sing. i sell scratch and sniff stickers. me and my buddies D, Easter, B-rad and T-money were the first ones to smuggle fake jewelry over the boarder, we did time for it, we didnt know it was illegal if we stole it. i do the party boy for the hotties at tuesday night bingo in boyd. i make them feel 15 years younger they say. so really they are just 65 at heart. i have seen an alien, check my video on youtube. my most memorable moment was when i was in the 3rd grade spelling bee and i accidently shot a snot rocket at the girl i liked, unfortunatly she was my teacher and i was 16. anyways she was the girl of my dreams, so dont judge. i pierced my nipples. i believe in the easter bunny and that elvis is still alive. i had a birthday on the beach one time, at band camp. most people call me a bamf, i like the term hard core better. i own miniature golf. i can row a boat. some thugs stole my washing machine. im bringing speedos back. in my life time i hope to accomplish more than any body else has, like eating pancakes till i pass out and setting a record for the most warheads in 30 seconds the yellow ones for sure. i like my coffee black. milk was a bad choice. want more? of course.
