Ni-cho-lay

No one really reads these things but, I dont add people that are WAY older than me, or even way younger! Don't tell me to show because I wont, and for the friends, dont even joke around. Come chat!...oh and no flirting with me, I have a bf :)
I Want To Be The Girl
he gives his hoodie for me to wear
and cuddles up next to me when
its cold i want him to come
up behind me and wrap his arms
around my waist and catch me off
guard && whisper in my ear
You Look Beautiful

Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "God it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What''s in the bags?""Sand," answered Juan.The guard says, "We'll just see about that get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man''s shoulders, and lets him cross the border.A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?""Sand," says Juan.The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand.He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico."Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about..... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?" Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."

Mickey goes to the judge after speaking to him before about getting a divorce with Minney. The judge says "I'm sorry Mickey but I couldn't find grounds for divorce for being insane. Mickey looks stunned and says "I didn't say she was insane I said she was fuc**** Goofy

The Weirdest convo I think I've had on here lol!
CookieClarke[readd]: ill give u 50000 dollars to touch ur boob
jpbrutality: shoot
Ni-cho-lay: make it 5000000
CookieClarke[readd]: its per boob
jpbrutality: lmao
Ni-cho-lay: yea
Ni-cho-lay: 5000000 dollars per boob
Ni-cho-lay: lol
jpbrutality: better be getting laid too
CookieClarke[readd]: yeah ima skeet on them
jpbrutality: hell
jpbrutality: lmao
Ni-cho-lay: :O NO
jpbrutality: do it in her hair
Ni-cho-lay: do it in YOUR HAIR!!!!
jpbrutality: not my nice hair
Ni-cho-lay: =O so ur saying I have bad hair?
jpbrutality: no
Ni-cho-lay: yea
Ni-cho-lay: you did
jpbrutality: no

GREATEST EVER!
jpbrutality: who fucked the duck?
amylovesyou2693: your mom what?
amylovesyou2693: ;P
jpbrutality: ohh!
Ni-cho-lay: WOWOW
amylovesyou2693: ULTIMATE PWNAGE!@
Ni-cho-lay: yes

jpbrutality: it looks like your gonna be stuck with me for a while
jpbrutality: tonight
Ni-cho-lay: why?
jpbrutality: im sting the night lol
jpbrutality: staying*
Ni-cho-lay: :O
jpbrutality: yeah lol
Ni-cho-lay: ooooo
jpbrutality: id get kicked off in an hour if i was at my house
Ni-cho-lay: somebody's gonna try to sneek in a little booty in the middle of the night
jpbrutality: haha no
jpbrutality: ill wait till morning to wake her up with it
Ni-cho-lay: dont try to lie to me like that
jpbrutality: lmao
jpbrutality: ;P
Ni-cho-lay: NOT RIGHT
jpbrutality: HEY she's WAY more horny that i am
jpbrutality: like 25/7
jpbrutality: yes 25
ninjero: just like nikki:)
Ni-cho-lay: hahahaha
jpbrutality: that means ALWAYS
Ni-cho-lay: yes, Danny IS right
Ni-cho-lay: lol
ninjero: <3333
jpbrutality: she pulls me in a closet orsomething is like ... NOW!!
Ni-cho-lay: I wet myself thinking about him
jpbrutality: what he say?
jpbrutality: oh ok
jpbrutality: light gren
ninjero: what what what?
Ni-cho-lay: mhmm
jpbrutality: didnt see it lol
Ni-cho-lay: I'm getting hot over here
jpbrutality: haha
jpbrutality: thinking about us getting it on
Ni-cho-lay: laughing so hard
jpbrutality: same on you
Ni-cho-lay: HEART ATTACK
jpbrutality: shame&
jpbrutality: ;lakjfskfj
jpbrutality: i cant fucking type
Ni-cho-lay: haha
Ni-cho-lay: yes that's why I'm getting all hot paul
Ni-cho-lay: that is EXACTLY WHY
jpbrutality: i knew it


FUNNIEST SPANISH CONVO Me and Paully!
Right after some girl was asking to see his muscles, he told me and Amy and I told amy I was gonna be a smart ass so in a pm this is what happened haha!
Ni-cho-lay: tu habla espanol?
Ni-cho-lay: si?
Ni-cho-lay: no?
jpbrutality: si
Ni-cho-lay: Eres muy lindo
jpbrutality: haha
Ni-cho-lay: ¿Puedo ver su bíceps?
Ni-cho-lay: Tienes a un amor inteligente culo
jpbrutality: haha
Ni-cho-lay: well you do
jpbrutality: usted es una chica loca
Ni-cho-lay: ¿Puedo ser tu próxima novia?
Ni-cho-lay: Me refiero a si usted y Amy no funcionan
Ni-cho-lay: Estoy en la siguiente línea
Ni-cho-lay: ¿verdad?
Ni-cho-lay: Grasa oportunidad
Ni-cho-lay: pero estoy en la siguiente línea
jpbrutality: jajaaj
Ni-cho-lay: haha
jpbrutality: Jesucristo
Ni-cho-lay: DONT YOU BRING Jesús INTO THIS!!!
jpbrutality: haha



A Song that THE BEST TEACHER IN THE WORLD MR. Old Brown showed us
in 8th Grade History!! It was The Best year of my life...So Far!!

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