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No one really reads these things but, I dont add people that are over 18! Don't tell me to show because I wont, and for the friends, dont even joke around. Come in and chat!...I have a mic...sometimes. I Want To Be The Girl he gives his hoodie for me to wear and cuddles up next to me when its cold i want him to come up behind me and wrap his arms around my waist and catch me off guard && whisper in my ear You Look Beautiful Two muffins are in the oven. One says to the other "God it's hot in here" The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin" Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What''s in the bags?""Sand," answered Juan.The guard says, "We'll just see about that get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man''s shoulders, and lets him cross the border.A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?""Sand," says Juan.The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand.He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico."Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about..... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?" Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles." Mickey goes to the judge after speaking to him before about getting a divorce with Minney. The judge says "I'm sorry Mickey but I couldn't find grounds for divorce for being insane. Mickey looks stunned and says "I didn't say she was insane I said she was fuc**** Goofy The Weirdest convo I think I've had on here lol! CookieClarke[readd]: ill give u 50000 dollars to touch ur boob jpbrutality: shoot Ni-cho-lay: make it 5000000 CookieClarke[readd]: its per boob jpbrutality: lmao Ni-cho-lay: yea Ni-cho-lay: 5000000 dollars per boob Ni-cho-lay: lol jpbrutality: better be getting laid too CookieClarke[readd]: yeah ima skeet on them jpbrutality: hell jpbrutality: lmao Ni-cho-lay: :O NO jpbrutality: do it in her hair Ni-cho-lay: do it in YOUR HAIR!!!! jpbrutality: not my nice hair Ni-cho-lay: =O so ur saying I have bad hair? jpbrutality: no Ni-cho-lay: yea Ni-cho-lay: you did jpbrutality: no GREATEST EVER! jpbrutality: who fucked the duck? amylovesyou2693: your mom what? amylovesyou2693: ;P jpbrutality: ohh! Ni-cho-lay: WOWOW amylovesyou2693: ULTIMATE PWNAGE!@ Ni-cho-lay: yes jpbrutality: it looks like your gonna be stuck with me for a while jpbrutality: tonight Ni-cho-lay: why? jpbrutality: im sting the night lol jpbrutality: staying* Ni-cho-lay: :O jpbrutality: yeah lol Ni-cho-lay: ooooo jpbrutality: id get kicked off in an hour if i was at my house Ni-cho-lay: somebody's gonna try to sneek in a little booty in the middle of the night jpbrutality: haha no jpbrutality: ill wait till morning to wake her up with it Ni-cho-lay: dont try to lie to me like that jpbrutality: lmao jpbrutality: ;P Ni-cho-lay: NOT RIGHT jpbrutality: HEY she's WAY more horny that i am jpbrutality: like 25/7 jpbrutality: yes 25 ninjero: just like nikki:) Ni-cho-lay: hahahaha jpbrutality: that means ALWAYS Ni-cho-lay: yes, Danny IS right Ni-cho-lay: lol ninjero: <3333 jpbrutality: she pulls me in a closet orsomething is like ... NOW!! Ni-cho-lay: I wet myself thinking about him jpbrutality: what he say? jpbrutality: oh ok jpbrutality: light gren ninjero: what what what? Ni-cho-lay: mhmm jpbrutality: didnt see it lol Ni-cho-lay: I'm getting hot over here jpbrutality: haha jpbrutality: thinking about us getting it on Ni-cho-lay: laughing so hard jpbrutality: same on you Ni-cho-lay: HEART ATTACK jpbrutality: shame& jpbrutality: ;lakjfskfj jpbrutality: i cant fucking type Ni-cho-lay: haha Ni-cho-lay: yes that's why I'm getting all hot paul Ni-cho-lay: that is EXACTLY WHY jpbrutality: i knew it FUNNIEST SPANISH CONVO Me and Paully! Right after some girl was asking to see his muscles, he told me and Amy and I told amy I was gonna be a smart ass so in a pm this is what happened haha! Ni-cho-lay: tu habla espanol? Ni-cho-lay: si? Ni-cho-lay: no? jpbrutality: si Ni-cho-lay: Eres muy lindo jpbrutality: haha Ni-cho-lay: ¿Puedo ver su bíceps? Ni-cho-lay: Tienes a un amor inteligente culo jpbrutality: haha Ni-cho-lay: well you do jpbrutality: usted es una chica loca Ni-cho-lay: ¿Puedo ser tu próxima novia? Ni-cho-lay: Me refiero a si usted y Amy no funcionan Ni-cho-lay: Estoy en la siguiente línea Ni-cho-lay: ¿verdad? Ni-cho-lay: Grasa oportunidad Ni-cho-lay: pero estoy en la siguiente línea jpbrutality: jajaaj Ni-cho-lay: haha jpbrutality: Jesucristo Ni-cho-lay: DONT YOU BRING Jesús INTO THIS!!! jpbrutality: haha A Song that THE BEST TEACHER IN THE WORLD MR. Old Brown showed us in 8th Grade History!! It was The Best year of my life...So Far!! </b> |
