The police often question me just because they find me interesting. I once had an awkward moment just to see how it felt. I live vicariously through myself. I am so magnetic that I am unable to carry credit cards. I can speak French in Russian. I have been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. I'm a lover not a fighter...but I’m also a fighter so don't get any ideas. My beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans entire body. My blood smells like cologne. I, am the most interesting man in the world.