Tuesday, January 1, 2008 5:31:07 AM GMT
Happy New Year. Prepare to welcome the new King of Newfoundland. My first item on the agenda? We will be changing the name to Oldlostland. We will become isolated from the world on my orders and form trade embargoes on all the nations of the world. Then we will take over Canada and the United States with a mighty army of soldiers riding Caribou and wielding narwhal tusks. The Seskatchewanese will become our slaves. Prepare for the new year and a new age of Newfoundlander/Oldlostlander supremecy !
