I'm a classy person. Don't forget that.
There's a such thing as decency and I'm one to appreciate that.
I'm also one to always be eating junk food on cam IF I'm eating on cam.
I'll tease you if you're a lot older than me and I'll call you cute if you are. Think nothing of it. I'm not "in love" with you.

There are a few ways to get an instant ban:
+ Ask me to go private so you can "show me something."
+Be overly obsessive over getting a camspot.
+Ask me to stand up.
+Have nothing else to say other than "You're cute/sexy/hot." It gets old.
+Be perversely blunt by saying, "OMGZZZ goddamn girl you made my cockzorrrr twitch :D<3333." Yeah, I don't appreciate it no matter how stupid you sound.
If you didn't get the hint, I'm not here to be a whore/slut or to see your dick. I'm really just not interested. I'm also not going to date you if you live 3565465414874 miles away. Forget it. I don't care how cute and funny you are. It's NOT going to happen.

If you tell a story or a joke, you're presence is welcome.
Make me smile? You're a winner.
Have cool lamps? Yeah, winner.

Catch my attention. Be weird. Be funny. Do something I'll remember.
And pretend you appreciate me corny jokes? Kthnx.