Something You Should Know About Me
sugar + spice + awesome hair + robots + sunshinedust = lolli
lolli/candy = lollipoproks
lolz. i smoke crak guise. jokes. maybe. haha. ONE DAY I WAS ALL HAY GUISE and everyone stopppped. turned around, and saw... NOTHING. because i was hiding lolz. i played tricks. if i had a tail i'd be so much cooler and lazer eyes. o: ATHF makes me happi. dot dot so whutnow @ 3@ its sew hrd to write new stuff. whydoesithavetobe sew windy upin here all the time ? 3? i hate ugly fat people. i hate fat people. like, really really fat people. unless they are old people that are fat, cuz old fat people are kinda cutes, actually all old people are cutes. whhhirrrrwhirrrrr thats whut i soundlike whens im having sex. haha lolz. jokes. people callme iBOT, Juju (juuj), shinjuu, bamboo, lampshade sama, meg, and a million othernames. i dont reallycare. back to fat people, i hate chicks that come here at like 4am and have makeup on and their hairdone >:[ camwhores. who the fuck does their makeup just to geton cam? maybe i should start doing that.
id crushthem all cuz ima giant robo lolli - SQUISH.
i hate you die. stupid camwhores. :3 im nice if you arent ugly. i hate ugly man women, girls that look like men = bagoverhedwhile oncam haha its plastik and you cant breathe oops suffocate and die. haha. srsly.
i hate people with low selfesteem. ikno im awesome - and ifimbitchingaboutsomething its not cuz i think im a loser for srsly its just cuz im prolly in a bad mood. haha, i take my anger out on ugly people onthe inet. its funny to make people cry and wantto die i think. lolz. yu look like a MAN ; 3; WHUTNO.
im a princess i come from space i am here to sprinkle sunshine duston those that are more than carbonbased lifeforms. we need substance people, substance. not like jello-like substance, something more solid like rokcandy. fuckingkillsomeone with that shit but mans so sweet. hahahaha i once threw a piece of popcorn at my friends hed and it left a huge red mark on her forhed for like threeDAYS.
i come from the futures, butiamnot hereto saveit. im here to confirm my belief that stupid fat ugly cows that have no real substance to them that get prettyfor cams just so theycan be like LOOKITMEGUISE IMSEXY HUH - lookbitch wipe the makeupoff, put on a big teeshirt and get that gunk out of yurhairs and WE will see if yur sexy - ayeh solike they ruined the world. everyone is a voyer, yulike watch lolli? haha yay. \o/YAY. idontreallycare. ive got brainz allover the wall behind me and im ten feet tall. :D
my momma is a gypsy queen from russia - my father is the king of misery. she danced in his court one day and forthefirsttime he was happy oyeh. and they birthed an alien with awesome hair and a really badsweettooth. mylittlesister is a molelady that lives in a cave outside my little house in the forest protectingme from bad mens and unhappiness. mybestfriend is a monster that livesin myshu with arms so long they tickle me - :3 andmyprince u_ u well i pretend hes myprince is my blackwolf and we play pretend and he likes to saveme. he also speaks french. haha. and i, i am not as real as you think i am - but realer than you assume me to be. o: and i was gifted at my birth from the witch that lives in a hut on chicken feet with the power to shake worlds, and blessed bythe angel of gooronkithatsmyhedthurr to have happiness cometome when i am sads. and the last thing i recived at my birth was a crak rok, from this hobo - but it was a magick crak rok. and when i smokedit i canttellyou whut happen because ima supposed to keep it a secret. or itllneverhappen. istill make wishes and last but not least, im from the circus onthemoon
mai awsum hairs.
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Horrible Horrible things happen when you don't keep in touch with friends. They get lonely, and buy puppies, and the puppies grow up and love those friends, as if they were the best person in the world, thereby giving them false hope.
Therefore, Save your friends from their puppies, keep talking to them.
Therefore, Save your friends from their puppies, keep talking to them.
