"If you enjoy watching trendy teens with 10 too many piercings, that sit and pose in front of the video camera for 5 hours, please come inside, because that's exactly what I am. Once in awhile I'll say things like "school is stupid" or "drugz r cool". Also, don't feel left out if I answer my super cool phone and have a long, boring conversation with one of my many important wannabe hipster friends.....because that's what I do, and that's why you keep coming back. Come and stare into my lonely dead eyes while I say nothing for hours, I'm so glad that we have this new social communication tool. It rokz."
-Andy Milonakis