Something You Should Know About Me
Love is not negotiable.
Love is a guessing game.
And that's the beauty of it: there's no guarantees.
It's like diving into a pool of water without knowing if it's shallow or deep.
And sure, yeah, if it's shallow you end up hurt and paralyzed from your neck down,
but if it's deep, you know...
it's a leap of faith.
It's like throwing yourself out there without any guarantees dude, and that's what life's about.
Okay, you know those carnival games,
And you know how some of them are hard to win,
And some of them are super easy, and everyone wins?
That's the difference between love and sex.
Sex is the game where everyone wins a little prize, and no one goes home a loser.
And love is the game that's really hard to win.
But if you do, and you get to take home that life size stuffed rhinoceros,
It feels a whole lot better than taking home one shitty little plastic keychain.
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