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Something You Should Know About Me
I'm a recent transplant to the NYC area. I have a great job, a killer apartment, a good group of friends. I even have a neighbor who likes to play Harry Belafonte at 3am. If you live in the area and are buying the drinks, hit me up. I'm 6' and weigh about 5,000 pounds on a skinny day, and thats with my belt and shoes off. No, really, I'm trying to get to 200 pounds, but I can't seem to make any body part bigger. Where there is a will there is a way, right? Please be at least in your later teens if you want to get up in my stuff. I don't know what to do with 15 year olds. My sense of humor is skewed toward...um...a more mature crowd.
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