Hello, I'm Mallori...but you can call me Mal since apparently so many people don't know how to pronounce or spell my name. I will not get naked for you whatsoever nor do I want to see you naked so stop PM-ing me. I'm nicer than most people on here think but I'm usually too blunt for my own good. I'm the girl who says the mean facts that you're thinking about but won't say. I have a flirty personality, don't get too flattered. I'd rather you have a cam or AT LEAST a picture of yourself. I like knowing what the person looks like when I am talking to him/her. Just to make sure it is the person he/she tells me he/she is. </center>
I am Here for:
my friends and to meet new people around the globe.
Hobbies:
I'm a homebody that likes to go on the computer a lot. But I'm not all that boring. I go out with my friends to unbelievably expensive restaurants, I go to parties (sometimes), I spend money like I have a shit load of it, and I always randomly meet a bunch of amazing people. I'm out in the sun a lot playing tennis which results to ethnic confusion and my dark skin tone. I watch movies over and over to the point of knowing the dialogue and reciting it without even realizing it. I try to entertain people here on Stickam. I like to eat when I'm hungry, bored and/or..well, not hungry. In all of the eating, I love to cook and bake. I experiment with different kinds of ingredients all the time. I bake cakes, cookies, brownies, crownies/bookies (brownies and cookies baked together), pazookies. I'm excellent at making people fat, ask Tiff. I usually talk when no one is paying attention and I make it known, loud and clear, that no one is listening. I have both selective and horrible hearing, so, when talking to me you may get a response of "HUH?!" and "WHAAA!?" numerous times. Don't get discouraged..just repeat yourself, I'll get it sooner or later.
Favorite Movies:
Life Is Beautiful, Take the Lead, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Bourne series, The Breakfast Club, The Sandlot, Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure, MallRats, Clerks, The Godfather (1 & 2), American History X, Zoolander, There's Something About Mary, Garden State, Kill Bill (Vol. 1 & 2)
Favorite TV Shows:
The Office, How I Met Your Mother, Friends, Flipping Out, NIP/TUCK
Favorite Music:
Michael Buble, among many other singers and bands.
Favorite Books:
Pretty Little Mistakes
I Love:
me, myself and I.
I Hate:
blue pens, crowds, lurkers, judgemental assholes, pedofiles and bitches who think they know everything and think they're the shit. JOEL OSTEEN.
