I write really long irrelevant messages and huge profiles like this one was pre-edit. Long story short, I`m totally "all that" - ha! Irrelevent and almost certainly not on the same page as most people - in fact sometimes I wonder if I`m even in the same book. But I am a normal person beneath this ?glittering? façade, so give me a whirl and try to see past the first couple of random messages I may send you. At any rate, I?m probably working up to a punch line. Stick around to see how lame it is, you?ll be surprised. Straight acting? Drop the acting bit, I`m so fukn straight - I should be a ruler. "Dude, what`s with all the faggots here? So I was fucking this chick, right..." *cough* Erm, yeah I suppose I am - but can camp it up as and if required. I get very tense around bananas... not too much to say about that one really ! There's not much music i won't listen to, i tolerate most people, but some do slip under the veil, mainy cos they're idiots.