mattorslene
General Information
Orientation:
Straight
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Education:
In College
Occupation:
Rockstar
Personal Tags:
americanapparel, beer, fashion, hollywood, matt, mattorslene, mtv, nike, orslene, pa, pennsylvania, somerset, wacky
About Me
My name is Matt Orslene and girls don't shit. Neither do I.
I am Here for:
I am here to start a revolution.
Hobbies:
Being the best
Winning at the internet
Drinking with friends
Playing with my cat Fashion
Jiu-Jitsu
Being Silly
Being Wacky
Working out
Rumplestiltskin
Freestyling
Impersonations
Pranks
Skating
Writing music
Free stuff
Winning at the internet
Drinking with friends
Playing with my cat Fashion
Jiu-Jitsu
Being Silly
Being Wacky
Working out
Rumplestiltskin
Freestyling
Impersonations
Pranks
Skating
Writing music
Free stuff
Favorite Music:
Pop Punk
Electronica
Metal
Hardcore
Acoustic
Oldies
Classic Rock
Electronica
Metal
Hardcore
Acoustic
Oldies
Classic Rock
Favorite Books:
The ones that burn better
I Love:
Having fun.
I Hate:
Liars
Fakes
Mustard
Tuna
Dirty Snow
Guys with pony tails
Girls with dicks
Stupid Haircuts
A lot of people on Stickam
Fakes
Mustard
Tuna
Dirty Snow
Guys with pony tails
Girls with dicks
Stupid Haircuts
A lot of people on Stickam
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Message
 MY NAME IS MATT ORSLENE. Please read my blogs. I just ended a 5 year relationship. It's nice being free. I only care about underwear and shoes I played College Baseball until I hurt my arm and needed surgery. I want to have my own TV show. I am a Fashion Merchandising major. I enjoy Mixed Martial Arts and most forms of fighting. I just started an Electronica project called MEET ME AT THE MOON I played bass in a Pop-Punk band called SHIPWRECKS. I sing in a Metalcore band called City by the Fire. I don't want to live the typical American lifestyle. I can have fun doing anything. I'm easily amused. My name is Matt Orslene. I was born in 1986. A gallon of regular gas was $0.93 in 1986. The Statue of Liberty had a face lift in 1986. A Supermodel died from aids in 1986. "Murder She Wrote" was aired in 1986. The Energizer Bunny was also born in 1986. 1986 was word. WHAT I HATE - Liars/Fakes - Nickelback/Hinder/Puddle of Mudd etc.. - Backstabbers - Unrelplied text messages - Cold Weather - Mustaches - Mayonnaise and Mustard - Dirty Snow - Tuna - Brooklyn Blowouts and other stupid haircuts - Chinstraps - Douchebagsl |
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Comments ( 33 )
Wednesday, August 6, 2008 12:57:10 AM GMT
ummmmmmm you never came backkkk
ummmmmmm you never came backkkk
Thursday, July 24, 2008 5:26:41 AM GMT
your socks are likee..hottt. no but for real stickam was being lame saucey and i missed the casino tour. FUCK.
your socks are likee..hottt. no but for real stickam was being lame saucey and i missed the casino tour. FUCK.
Friday, July 4, 2008 3:14:16 AM GMT
if anything. it's the sort of ego boost that neither of us need. dude, i'd love to be on the road with you, seriously. and in a very real way, we're both marketable. start writing spoken word or short story stuff, that's what i'm in the process of anymore. we'll hit the road together.
if anything. it's the sort of ego boost that neither of us need. dude, i'd love to be on the road with you, seriously. and in a very real way, we're both marketable. start writing spoken word or short story stuff, that's what i'm in the process of anymore. we'll hit the road together.
Thursday, July 3, 2008 7:21:57 PM GMT
seriously, i was going to get one of these awhile ago and i thought "is there anyone i possibly know who has one?" your bulletin answered my question. i think i've finally turned into "that guy on tour." haha.
seriously, i was going to get one of these awhile ago and i thought "is there anyone i possibly know who has one?" your bulletin answered my question. i think i've finally turned into "that guy on tour." haha.
Monday, June 30, 2008 6:39:21 PM GMT
hahah you must be cool then.
hahah you must be cool then.
Sunday, June 29, 2008 4:46:02 PM GMT
heyy matt orslene!! :D
heyy matt orslene!! :D
Tuesday, June 24, 2008 6:01:52 AM GMT
EVERYBODY BE READY FOR !!!!!!!! http://www.media2win.com/landingpage/Sprite/?um=07
EVERYBODY BE READY FOR !!!!!!!! http://www.media2win.com/landingpage/Sprite/?um=07
Tuesday, June 17, 2008 11:46:26 PM GMT
matt orsleeeene! [it's katee's scribe!] how are you? :)
matt orsleeeene! [it's katee's scribe!] how are you? :)
Thursday, June 12, 2008 5:41:35 AM GMT
hey!
hey!
Monday, June 9, 2008 5:09:18 PM GMT
haha yea we should I will try to get on later I am on my iPod right now but yea I will give you my aim if you want or whatever ....
haha yea we should I will try to get on later I am on my iPod right now but yea I will give you my aim if you want or whatever ....
Monday, June 9, 2008 4:37:02 AM GMT
haha aw! That's cute of you!
honestly, i have no idea how you have that kind of patience!
haha aw! That's cute of you!
honestly, i have no idea how you have that kind of patience!
Monday, June 9, 2008 12:43:02 AM GMT
WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU? i waited until 9pm Matt ): you ditched me ): it's ok ily (:
WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU? i waited until 9pm Matt ): you ditched me ): it's ok ily (:
Sunday, June 8, 2008 5:09:06 PM GMT
heyy :)
not too much yourself, love?
heyy :)
not too much yourself, love?
Sunday, June 8, 2008 4:32:32 PM GMT
:) Me?
:) Me?
Sunday, June 8, 2008 3:49:02 AM GMT
hey what's up? thanks for the add. let's chat sometime
hey what's up? thanks for the add. let's chat sometime
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