See? See, I'm online!! (As are you...) Come find me, Rueben Olivares!

Your music clips are gorgeous!! (As is your cat.) Hi!

Hey, there! Happy Birthday, my friend! It appears you're online, but I still can't figure out how to work this thing, other than to join an open chatroom. Perhaps your computer is on, but you're away. Anyway... just wanted to tell you happy birthday and I hope you have a great one. I'm really glad you were born; my life is a bit more enjoyable because of that event.

Many birthday hugs to a very sweet, attentive, creative, humorous and witty Andy. :) You're lurved, kiddo!

Aw. First time I've seen you online in a while, and I have to work. Thought I'd at least drop in and say hi, but I couldn't figure it out. Doh.

Alison said she was impressed with Wangman's performance... I dunno what's she talking aboot tho!

Yoyo says: Old fool! :)

Oh, crap...

http://atom.smasher.org/bar-b-q/?l1=Vienna+Sausages&l2=%26+NYC+Wangs%3A&l3=Multi-purpose+tools&l4=+for+da+ladies%21 This bettah work...

Blah blah, me leave you comment.

Hope you're feeling better today, Andyman. :)

Daaaaang. Wednesday night will go down in history as the night no one was on!

Q: Where are you from? A: I like turtles.

Are you going to grow a beard too?

Had a date with a razor lately?