Have fun being legal! Love, Dee <333333333

WUZZ GOOOOD?

hey you....how are ya doing.

So I search far and wide because I can't
believe the fact that Papa has died. It cant, it COULDNT be true
I continue my journey making my way back to the prison
There the secrets of this underground Smurf conspiracy are revealed...
Papa was being held captive for the information he withheld
They didn't like the old mans new ideas
They said they were sick perverted and twisted
But hey can Papa help it if hes a lil fruity up in that booty??
So I plot a plan and rescue my sweet Papa from these pigs
We run far away and temporarily move into a shroom i grew
There for days we lie, starving, while making sweet pie under the full moon
And the rest of the story is for later....

1/4th of my Smurf people died from poison
that came from their mushrooms. It was
a horrible sight. 500 of them
including my gay lover Papa smirf. I had
to bid my farewells to my beloved. But
at least I have my niglets hopefully they'll
follow my lead. But as far as me and my
ex wife.... no, I can't see my self with her.
Ever since papa smirf died, I gave up on
everything. I can't think straight, I cant
breathe. This is me now...
I'm a changed man... for the worst I need my daddi smurf, my baby, my pappa

WHADDUPP?

Yes, 'tis the truth.
My Smurf civilization were forced into slavery
and had no choice but to leave and move into mushrooms
I abandoned my wife and niglets, I haven't seen them since
And now I'm doing time in prison but it's all good because I met Papa smirf
I don't know how to tell my wife or my kids....

I AM THE JUMBO MISTER SMIRF I LIKE TO EAT LITTLE CHICKENS FOR DESSERTS AND EGGS FOR CEREAL. I also like to flex my muscles... and eat pbj in my dreams .... THIS IS SMIRFFAA teheez ^-^

Life is like a pbj with too much jelly right now.

You deleted my other comment

My day was okay nothing great tho :(

Umm wow yeah... it's kind of obvious tbh hahaha

I know i iz bby girll oohooasofiiofifiofo rocki you know whoo is creeping me out =o

you know what, what?

$UP Daddy?