My real bio is on
myspace. Add me, stalk me, whatever. Like it even matters.
Yes, that is a tattoo on my wrist. It's the number three. No, I won't explain it.
My witty banter brings you to me like bee'z 2 hunny. Probably not, actually. Stickam, on a whole, is not bright.
AIM = bustin skullzzz.
We can be friends if you like pad thai.
ORRRR antiquing. Fuck yeah, antiquing.
I'ma /b/ro, so good luck.
I am Here for:
The neverending networking possibilities. Oh, Stickam!
Hobbies:
Eating food.
Watching bad horror movies.
Writing fanciful sentences describing my escapades with Latin troubadours.
Favorite Movies:
The fucking Graduate.
Favorite TV Shows:
Heroes.
Favorite Music:
Last.fm me. If you have one, add me. No one I know uses it.
Favorite Books:
Brautigan.
Kerouac.
Most of the beats, really.
e e cummings.
I Love:
Curious George band-aids.
Trolling.
Scarves.
Mountain Dew.
Bret Michaels making spiritual connections on Rock of Love.
Sleeping during the day.
I Hate:
Sleeping at night.
Scheduling classes.
Gettin' on Stickam instead of Skypin'.