Snazzy Wombat
 
Age: 18
Gender: M
Profile Views: 773
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Member Since:
07/04/2009
Last Login:
11/23/2009
Location:
El Cajon, CA
My Mood:  
Chillin!
General Information
Status: 
Single

Orientation: 
Straight

Ethnicity: 
Caucasian

Religion: 
Atheist

Education: 
High School

Occupation: 
US Navy

Hometown:
El Cajon

Language:
English , German

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About Me
18/Mike/Cerulean City
I am Here for: 
The only people who keep me coming back here are Nikki, Karma, and Kristen. They provide the raw resources for me to mold into some funnies. Perhaps you'll one day join their ranks.

Hobbies: 
Music (both listening and playing), film, video games, and zombie make-up.

Favorite Movies: 
Shaun of the Dead is my all-time favorite movie, though I would be ashamed of myself if I didn't mention the following. Pulp Fiction, The Fifth Element, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Star Wars, The Lord of the Rings, Inglorious Basterds, Dawn of the Dead, Trick 'r Treat, Speed Racer, and anything on Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Favorite TV Shows: 
Adult Swim plays most of the shows I watch, such as Metalocalypse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Tim and Eric, and the like. Though I am also a big fan of True Blood.

Favorite Music: 
I've always been a fan of ska, such as Streetlight Manifesto and The Aquabats!, but lately I've been listening to a lot of synth-pop and death metal. Its so weird too, because I've always hated any form of metal. I blame Metalocalypse for making such an awesome show about a death metal band.

Favorite Books: 
When I get the chance to read, I love a good adventure story or satire. The Sword of Truth series is pretty fun and I love The Zombie Survival Guide! :]

I Love: 
1. Fiction: Who doesn't love escaping reality from time to time?
2. The Internet: What greater invention could possibly exist?
3. Zombies: When is the outbreak going to happen?
4. Wikipedia: Where else will I satisfy every slight curiosity I have?
5. Villainy: Why is it so fun to be evil?
6. Quentin Tarantino: How does he make the greatest movies ever?

I Hate: 
People who refuse to use proper English on the internet because "this isnt skool and im not riting a essay". Also, people who just don't try hard enough at trolling. I mean, if you're going to try and agitate my friends and me, at least put in some real effort.
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Karma has declared this the "MIKE SUPER FUN TIME RAVE RAVE CORNER!"
Here’s what you should know

Michael James McGrath (Mike)
Eighteen. Nineteen on September 24, 2010
6'0" and 145lbs
Shipping off to be a CTR for the Navy 11/24/2009
I'm conditionally shy
No smoking, drinking, or drugs
Lying is addictingly fun
The Sniper and The Spy are the best
A movie, popcorn, and a friend is perfect
I really want a zombie outbreak to happen
The Aquabats! are AMAZING!
I fell in love with MST3K
Anything not real is awesome
I have a great dane named Smoky
My hands sweat ridiculously. I wish they didn't...
I miss Arrested Development
I can beat you at Connect-4
I love Mega64 and you can be too!
Ska is the best. All others can only be "so-so"
The Office was only good during seasons 1-3
I really want the Mystery Machine
I mean, I can grow out my hair and I've already got the dog
Hi-Fives are the true way to show love and affection
I'm outrageously geeky... Can you handle it?
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Baby Wo...
 

I miss you! :/
Snazzy ...
 

/thread
3jreturns
 

Well shit seriously. I obvicously came on ur Live cos i thougt u were cool.. it sux the first time i talk to u were in a bad mood and took it out on me
Hailya ...
  

Even if I explain it, you're still gonna think what you do. &What you think, isn't what matters. Unlike you, when I say I don't give a fuck, I really don't give a fuck. Watch this.
3jreturns
 

Well u were wrong for banning me and yelling at me.. So.. You just dnt wanna amdit ur worng AI even apologised..
3jreturns
 

Ok heres a question. If ur not usualy like that why u being so cold towards me.. U had me totaly wrong..
Hailya ...
  

-gives Mike a huge hug-
Baby Wo...
 

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Hailya ...
  

And how does that make you feeeeeeeeeeeeel?
Snazzy ...
 

Well, if you really "don't give a fuck", you wouldn't be crying to me, a complete stranger, about how mean ol' Nikki hurt your poor, little feelings or how you have to deal with ex-girlfriends. Oh no!!! You have to deal with life!!! I'm so sorry. And that's great you're in the Army. I fly out to boot camp for the Navy tomorrow. Thanks for trying to take my last night with some close friends and make it all about you. Next time someone kicks you out, be a man and don't give a shit. Don't be offended because some random person in the world doesn't want to talk to you. Though don't be surprised if it happens a lot because if this is how you always behave, you're setting yourself up for disappointment. Good night.
3jreturns
 

Hhaha. Im watching u u loser girl. I hav my other gf on messnger.. Ur just some under age brat
Hailya ...
  

Snazzy, you should probably just ban him. He keeps getting on my nuts, and it's starting to tickle to the point where I'm laughing.
3jreturns
 

Dog seriously ur just kids.. Vrats man. I tried being cool with this girl. Nice even. I dnt get where I'm wrong. It aint whining kid. Im a US soldier. A grown up with a job. I'm moving to Hollywood next month. This is a chat room lol I really dnt give a fuck
Snazzy ...
 

Bwahahaha. Who the fuck is this whiney kid who's bitching at us? I love you all too! Farewell!!! Be back in two months!!!
Baby Wo...
 

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