My facebook status said........why is Gralla contemplating a tazmissionplex? I would go for an STFU or even 5 Knuckle shuffle! I would even settle for a cork screw moon salt. Now that I know why, tell Mr. "I dont buy my onw shit cuz Im a BITCH" that he better NOT mess with the Gralla, or this little tiny Indian (Hya ya ya) will come to Nesconset and yes Ill swim to get there if I must and layeth the smack down on his roody poo candy ass. Cuz thats the bottom line and Stone Cold said she would. Maybe Ill come at him like a spider monkey and RKO a bitch. (True story) Im off to bed, enjoy your laugh when you read this and giggle twice for me and say Ha ha ha thats awesome (you always do)
Another true story........did I mention that Michael Gralla is the fucking SHIT! Not smelly poop shit, SHIT as in the BEST MOTHERFUCKER I KNOW with lots of hudspa (however it's spelled). He makes me laugh, he makes me giggle and sit back and reflect o nhis fucking awesomeness. He get's the greatest award known to man......Awesome friend award. I love the shit out of you Gralla.......ok true story over. Thank you ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building
So I have a true story for you. I met this really amazing guy a long time ago........he's the most unusually awesome friend who gets holes in random places and lives in a town I can't pronounce. He loves cartoons, but sometimes the gay ones, yes I said GAY ones. He has this really funky hair, and he cooks. A dude that cooks. Funny huh? Then he like started stalking me and said something about Craigslist VA, like to move there in a house and act all creepy cool and shit. He started writing a novel, which by the way sounds pretty kick ass. He would make someone a SUPER AWESOME BESTEST FUNKY HOLE-Y HUSBAND someday and Im proud to call him GRALLA......one of the bestest guys I know. So true story ended and if you see this guy, tell to move to a place where I can pronounce its name like Rochester or Buffalo or even Staten Island......stop acquiring holes in body parts through no fault of his own and start working normal people hours, start watching old repeats of Inuyasha and cook me some damn dinner in between his work schedual and girlfriend spending time...oh and give him a hug. (Im so freaking hilarious Gralla)
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! (unfortunately not by me hrhr)
Spread the legs and go at it!
Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM!
This is for any one you think is hot!
RULES:
1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.
2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon ENDURANCE) Be creative!
3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!
4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!
5- Random sex is perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.
7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!
This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
F.U.C.K
Stands For:
Friends U Can Keep.
So promise me
We will F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me.
To know who your true F. U. C. Ks are!!!"""" lol i thaught this was funny
Hey, hey I wanna be a rockstar. Mikey G, you are undoubtebly the coolest person I know. Yes its a true story. Im glad you followed me here, now we can cam to cam or you can eavesdrop on my live cuz Im one sexy beast. Ha, join the masses who worship me lol. <3
